I want to wear these on the school run--and I think we all should

[QueenofWhisperz]

(if we want, you know it's all personal choice)

I want these

Or for PTA meetings, this one

Do they only go up to a 16 , that's a shame, would love to join in , (although my cheeks would seep through the rip and bang against the back of my knees) but I think my pants might show and I wasn't brought up that way

jesus H christ

OMG now I feel real old.

The things that are coming out of my mouth are stuff my mum and man would say to me 20 years ago!

But seriously- wtf? Who in their right mind would wear any of this crap????

That site really is clothes for the Kardashian-insta-selfie-pornstar generation.

www.prettylittlething.com/black-cut-out-strappy-crop-top.html

I'm thinking more along these lines for PTA meetings biscuit. Our vicar is on our PTA as a parent., so this may cause a bit of a stir.

I can just see the double bulge of my flabby arse hanging out on the left leg divided by that string that they have left in place

😂

My pants

www.prettylittlething.com/white-sleeveless-cut-out-ring-detail-bodycon-dress.html

FFS.

OMG wilbur - that dress! I feel 100 years old.

I'm embarrassed just looking at those clothes. How do people buy them? Tell me no-one actually wears them?

All the models seem to be Kardashian-y.

Im considering buying this one

www.prettylittlething.com/black-tie-detail-3-4-sleeve-midi-dress.html#

Very cheap considering it has ten times more fabric than anything else.

This clothes are hilarious and the reason I don't go out anymore. Trying not to be judgy but damnnnn.

Those jeans just look fart-damaged

I wore jeans like this as a teenager I had more rips though!

Even the model wearing wilbers dress doesn't seem convinced by what she's wearing.

I'm so glad you all are finding these gems for me to admire, otherwise I fear I'd fall down some cut-out, see-thru, strappy worm-hole.

"Why not send Dad on the school run instead ..."

That Leaning Tower of Penis… pass me the eye bleach, someone.

This skirt, helps aerate the vulva
www.prettylittlething.com/ecru-contrast-stitch-distressed-denim-mini-skirt.html

Come on, guys. Everyone needs a good bum rip now and then.

Incy but think of the chaffing

@QueenofWhisperz and all other posters, you are all soooooo out of touch and yabvvu.

The jeans you must buy at a steal for £330 are these:

www.vogue.com/article/thong-jeans-tokyo-fashion-week-bella-hadid

You can mix high street with high end and save yourself a few pennies, by switching the flesh coloured body suit, for a long sleeved white t-shirt and a multi-pack of big pants at your local Primark.

I can guarantee you will be the mom/aunt/grandmother (delete as appropriate) to watch and considered to be fashion forward.

You might as just lie on the floor, open your foof and spout 'take me now norman'

Those jeans would look especially foxy with my sturdy cotton bigpants.