I want to wear these on the school run--and I think we all should

[QueenofWhisperz]

(if we want, you know it's all personal choice)

I want these

I'm menopausal and can, ahem, 'glow' in the arseage following a brisk walk. Perfect solution.

My arse would hang out of there like limp playdough.

Could I wear my surgical beige, industrial strength elasticated kidney warmer knickers underneath?

BNO= Big Night Out

Remember to tuck in the string of your tampon.

I could wear those no bother, safely in my pants zone so you’d just see some fabric.

I like the way they appear to be for distressed bums. Well, mine certainly would be.

My arse is so big (not in the good way) it would just look like I have ripped my jeans!
Would be funny watching DD's (10) face though, walking her into school with those on! Better than any time out ever! 'Don't make Mummy wear the jeans'
DD would lose all her attitude and sass in seconds

Every time you sat down, they’d rip a little further, I reckon!

"My bum would look like porridge escaping through a crack!!"

I nearly wet myself at that!

Why not send Dad on the school run instead ... in these

I usually have the same effect in my trousers lining when I bend over. A couple of times in the office I've bent down and heard a huge riiiiiiip sound as my backside has broken through the thin fabric (and I've cautiously checked that my backside wasn't on show).

On the chaps theme I think these would look fab www.prettylittlething.com/mid-wash-denim-knicker.html

Oh those shorts!!! 😲🤭😂

🤣www.prettylittlething.com/cream-faux-cow-skin-chaps.html

Oh dear god smiling! Now I know I am old- my first thought was 'why wouldnt you just buy a cheap pair of jeans from Penneys and cut the legs off?'

Loving the short knickers. .

At least you couldn’t get camel toe in them.

puzzledandpissedoff I would let OH do this because it would take him aaaages to work it out!!

Puzzled 😂😂😂

You'd have to take a cleaning rag with you everywhere you went to mop down public seats and wipe up any sweaty residue when you left. I think, perhaps, the sweaty cleaning ass rag might detract for the vibe of the outfit.

I'd wear them, my vest would hide most of my ass.

Love the 'distressed bum' description of the jeans

Just showed the jeans to a handy 19-year-old (who actually has a figure that could cope with wearing them) and her response:

"....................................................................... Why? ............."

I'm so glad I clicked on this thread. I'm going to a Christening this Sunday and was wondering what I could wear.

You would probably not be a Pretty Little Thing in those!