For context, I’m in my early 20s and normally don’t get involved with teenagers swearing. I mean, I wasn’t an angel and I’d rather not have kids hear it but whatever. Not worth the battle and it’s not illegal so I don’t care.
Today I was picking up my friend’s daughter from school (very naice area and the kids involved looked like fairly typical MC hipsters) and a group of teenagers were standing against the primary school gates after leaving their school half an hour before (next to each other but not attached). As a stream of 5/6 year olds were leaving, one of the boys said about a friend of theirs in the loudest voice
“It looked like he was sucking a big dick!” Including vile actions. I just snapped. I was perfectly calm but stern (sound like my nan) and they actually apologised and looked very guilty. Can only imagine what their mums would say. Anywhere else and i wouldn’t care, but can’t six year olds leave school in peace without teenagers simulating oral sex?
Now THERE’S a phrase I didn’t think I’d be saying today!