Best pub/ shop names ever!

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Doing some research on the house we're moving to and it's very near to a pub called.. the Malt Disley!

I love it!! I'm having a bitch of a time with the letting agent and this house is very worth it but aibu to ask you to cheer me up with funny shop/ pub names?

I live in South london. An area known for diversity (and I'm an ethnic mix). Thai place a mile or so a way is called Thai Coons. Makes me giggle but I think it's brave.

The Bucket of Blood in Hayle, Cornwall. Google it.

dietcoke that is funny! Also didn't get Shoezone before!

There used to be a shoe shop in Brighton called R Soles.

The shopfront was signwritten with the slogan "Slip into ... R soles" (The "slip into" bit was in small writing compared to the R Soles bit).

We have a plumbing spares shop called Ballcock and Bits

In Lindos, Rhodes there is a pub called "The sunburnt arms"!

Any one mentioned BJs on the Beach in Camber yet?

Coffee shop in SAN Francisco called Shaky Grounds. Really hope they survive any future earthquakes

There used to be a scuba diving shop ona junction of the A38 through Bristol. I think it was called Bristol scuba centre.
The funny bit was that their sign also said, in huge letters "For all your wet dreams"
I don't think it's there any more though.

Sofa king, their sofaking cheap!

Lakielady their used to be an r slicker bakery in my city. Swear im not making that up

Bits and PCs- computer repair shop

I love these!
We have a pallet company nearby called Buckingham Pallets, a hair salon called curl up and dye and a car wash called the ultimate hand job. My life is very happy

We have fish shops called
Almighty cod and fishface

Love the builders van, you’ve had the cowboys now try the Indians

I probably would

Dog grooming places I've seen -
Wags to Riches
Scrub a Dug (my favourite)

Former pub Dander Inn, though mebbe you need to be Scots to appreciate it.

In Hong Kong there’s a restaurant called Ho Lee Fook.

I was once on holiday in Lanzarote and there was an Indian restaurant called Mahatma Coat

A hairdressers called Hairy Styles. I think it’s near where Harry Styles is from too!

Also a window glaziers called Glazing Squad, haha

SheldonCooper77
Chippy called The Cods Scallops

You obviously live near me...! Their chips are amazing

Pub in Grantham called 'Nobody Inn'.
Also driving on the motorway many years ago and saw a scaffolding lorry with 'Steve's Erections' emblazoned on the side!

I remember, when I was a child, my Mum and I used to sometimes drive past a 'pet parlour' called Oodles Of Poodles. Sadly long gone now!

Kebab shop up the road from me called Jason Donervan

Years ago company I worked for used a bike courier co. called Justin Time - the owner's name was Justin. Also remember there being an R soles shoe/boot shop in London

And there was a tanning salon called Tanzinere

IoM?

Another one in Sunderland - a phone shop called Why Aye Phone.