Royal Baby name making me rage

[ItWillAllBeFine]

Firstly, I know that I am ridiculous and unreasonable and totally over invested but it is GIVING ME THE ABSOLUTE RAGE that the Royals haven't released the name of the baby yet. I'm sure they are doing it deliberately just to exercise the tiny scraping of power they actually have over us. They are doing evil laughs behind the curtains of Buck House and saying "let the commoners wait..."

Actually, they could go for Malcolm or Norman to placate the Scots........

Why would Norman placate the Scots?

And why do we need to be placated?

Yay to Malcolm though!

And we will never know whether Kate is on this thread! She may well be checking out suggestions made by MNetters.
Not sure she'll go for some of the ideas but I hope she chooses soon. I have a £20 bet on Leopold (Leo) after one of Queen Victoria's sons.
I think Leo is great. Hope Kate does too!
Go for Leopold!

I think we should have a prince Victor.

Leo would be good. Isn’t Tony Blair’s son Leo though? Not thatI think it matters. Or am I getting confused with Lionel?

Norman was a name used by the McClouds of Skye.

And it's always a good idea to placate the Scots. Just in case..........

Mrs

Humperdinck?

They're still arguing about Gary, Garry or Garrry.

Donald? Bet the new fella has tiny little hands...

Lots of men in the public eye have passed away already this year. Naming the baby Prince Dale (Winton) Stephen (Hawkings) Ken (Dodd) would be a lovely tribute to them.

Norman was a name used by the McClouds of Skye

Ah, so you want to placate a tiny branch of the MacLeods rather than all the Scots then. We seriously don't need to be placated, thanks.

Still yay for Malcolm though! Or should that be 'Aye'...

The long wait is all a ploy by Kensington Palace to up their number of Twitter followers.

Could you imagine if it ended up being Ragnar.

George, Charlotte... and RAGNAR! RAAAAAARGH!!!

haha

My guesses:

Obediah
Jock
Cornelius
Willard
Elmer.

There has always been a respectful waiting time.

“Respectful waiting time”? It’s a birth not a death.

"We seriously don't need to be placated, thanks."

You've said that before.......

But really, why is any remotely bothered?

No she can't have Leo, that's my 4 month old's name. She can have Rudy, that was on our list.

*anyone

Oyster
Rudy is fab too.
But Leo wins me £1,320!
Your four month old needs to share!

Ebenezer 😂😂

Let them take their time. A name is with you for life, as Gideon Osborne will no doubtless wish wasn't.

The more the wait drags on the more I'm convinced that they've named him after Prince Philip and the wait is about finding a way to differentiate the two because although one would be D of Ed and the other Prince of Cam they would both start HRH the Prince Philip, and very unfortunate mistakes could occur.

I dont think it will be announced until next week post meeting the Queen and Charles

Like what valley? Philip Cambridge gets Philip Edinburgh's credit card bill?

The Queen and Queen Mother were both called Elizabeth and they managed to crown the right one at the right time.

Gideon - can you imagine if they name the poor thing that moniker? i think they are pretty sensible and it will be something solid and fairly boring.