To want the Robinson’s ‘posh squash’ child boiled in oil?

[CoughLaughFart]

‘It’s only Monday Lucy! Do what I do - have squash!’

Fuck off you precocious little shit. Come back when you’ve had eight hours (and several years) worth of shit st work and then tell me what you really fancy when you get home is a big glass of Lemon and Mint sodding SQUASH.

I haven't seen that one yet... I will be keeping my eyes peeled! And probably wanting to peel the eyes of the child when I do find it...

Not a scooby.

Get an amazon fire stick and be ad free, or sky and fast forward them.

If you want to boil children in oil, you are in desperate need of an advert free life

Agreed, it's a crap ad! Go for that chenin blanc Lucy! (Although the lime mint squash is actually very nice but pricey)

If I want posh squash then I'll stick to Tesseire le sirop, particularly the passion fruit one. So if he offered me that then I might just agree 😂

Lemon AND Mint?

I'm curious.

he is a bratty little sod.

Yummy squash though, tastes a bit like mojito!

Well next thing is someone will rock up wailing and claiming the boy is their son

The squash is lovely though - especially when mixed with tequila and lemonade.

He’s my son!

No he’s mine!

If it's the lime and mint one, I've pretty much polished off a bottle in two days.

Disclosure: I am currently off booze due to antibiotics.

He's MINE.

The enunciated accent,the drama class delivery of course he’s mine