Scone, butter,jam & clotted cream for DD6 breakfast?

[tinkerbellone]

Surely it's ok as a one off... carbs, dairy, fruit
I was feeling poorly and we were late for school.
What's the most random breakfast your DC have had ?

I fondly remember a school mum who was militant on feeding her kidschesity foods every day. No birthday treats etc. No sugar no sweets or chocolate.

Most unfortunately militant mum didn’t realise that banning things make them far more tempting and she failed to teach her kids to assimilate and have treats but not the everyday

So by the time her kids were old enough to get thr school bus etc and be independent they gorged on sweets and junk and both became obese teenagers.

They are still obese adults.

Op breakfast sounds bloody yummy

OP that is a perfectly good breakfast. Often eaten here. Just one condition....cream on top.

Aw I'd love a scone with clotted cream and jam right now

Veg curry and chapattis.

Mine went through a phase of wanting wraps for breakfast every day. Ds would have ketchup with grated cheese and DD would have grated carrot with mayo. Both usually prefer jam on toast now though.

@RoystonVaseySmegHead

Usertwo but she MUST triple check the use by date could you imagine the chaos and heartbreak if she fed that to her children

Anarchy! Anarchy I tell you!

@FuzzyCustard
Yes! Definitely cream on top

Last day of the holiday and the kids finish off the ice cream for breakfast before leaving the villa.

Haha! Ava is definitely having a laugh.

Chocolate for breakfast on Christmas and Easter days. My oldest isn't a lover of "breakfast food" so often has a cheese sandwich or even a chicken tikka wrap for breakfast! Why not, hey?! Though I think I'd be the best mummy in the whole wide world if I gave them scones etc for breakfast!! (Will definitely try it one day!)

OP - I was with you until you said cream on top. Now I realise you are BVVVU.
However someone upthread mentioned cheese scones. Serious breakfast food.

I cannot believe someone would not have jam in the house, or a one off scone and jam because of the sugar yet let their child have sweets daily.

What Grumpy? Surely jam goes first?

What exactly is a smoked kipper? Can you get kippers that aren't smoked? Swimming in the sea?

According to the Guardian Technically a kipper is any fish that has been through the kippering process. 😉

May your DC follow in the footsteps of the great Arnie Rimmer.

I had a box of chicken nuggets for breakfast yesterday, with a side of Nurofen!

An unsmoked kipper is a herring.
Ergo, kippers are always smoked. "Smoked kipper" is tautologous.

Ava has given me a right laff.

honeylulu
It is now my mission in life to use the word tautologous in conversation

Special thanks to Ava for providing comedy gold

Might make some and have them tomorrow! Might even share with the kids

Agreed.

tautologous

What a great word!