How hard is it to do a bit of shopping?

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Seriously are men thick or do they just not listen and think about what they are doing?

Seriously pissed off with DH. Needed 3 things for tea: Cooked Salmon flakes, jacket spuds and creme fraiche.

He came back with Malteser Easter Eggs, chocolate eclairs, egg custards, cookies, ice cream, baby new potatoes, Raw Salmon fillets and FEMFRESH!!!

AIBU to be pissed off at

1. All the crap he's bought
2. He didn't get any of the 3 things I wanted.
3. He thinks I actually use FEMFRESH!!

Obviously misheard crime fraiche as femfresh but surely you'd know if your wife uses it?

Amazing! Did he hear 'creme fraiche' as 'fem fresh' by any chance? Or is he trying to subtly tell you something

Send him back- with a list this time, and a receipt to return the unwanted items. Problem solved. He’ll be more careful next time.

Is he doing it badly on purpose so you won't ask him again?

I prefer his list. Except for the femfresh. But the eclairs I approve of.

Sounds like deliberate incompetence. Send him back.

So many things to say about the femfresh! Wouldn't he have noticed, why does he think you might be daft enough to use it, has he secretlt been putting femfresh in his cooking all this time?

two words..... online shopping

It's a Godsend , you can pick everything you need and it gets brought right to your door (and you don't end up with all the extras like what your husband brought you )

does your husband know what femfresh is actually for?

Why would 'men' be thick just because your husband appears to be unable to complete a simple task?

I'm impressed he managed to find anywhere that still sells Easter eggs halfway through April though.

Surely that deserves a

What is Femfresh?

goes to google

Lol that tickled me op. Sorry about crap effort but yay to eclairs....

Take it as a compliment, he thinks your fanjo is freshly scented hence you must use femfresh !

LTB

WorraLiberty Selling off Lindt ones at Waitrose 45p!

Oooh I'm an Asda woman. That's obviously why I didn't spot them

I like femfresh. It's very mild and doesn't irritate my lower parts. Or should I say vulva as we are Mumsnet after all.

FemFresh in place of creme fraiche sounds like a particularly inept online supermarket shop substitution!

Send him back!

Ha ha at FemFresh. 😂

Seriously are men thick

Are you suggesting the whole male population are thick because your DH has done something a bit silly.

Either 1. He deliberately got it wrong so you won't ask him to go again

1. He thought that new pots and salmon fillets were close enough and misheard creme fresh.
2. He wanted to piss you off.
3. He is thick

As for the chocolate that would have gone down quite well in my house tonight

YAB incredibly U to conclude from your dh's incompetence that men are "thick or do they just not listen and think about what they are doing?"
My ds does our weekly shop perfectly capably.

I cried laughing at this.