I need your help to find the serial dog messer

[MissT2095]

For months now I have been cleaning up dog mess out of my front garden and I've finally had enough.

We have a large front lawn and someone keeps allowing their dog to do their business on my grass and don't bother to pick it up.

Help me find out who!!!

Do I need cameras?!
I think it's the same person who either walks their dog early or late as I've never spotted them yet!! ( it could be wrong though) I'm on maternity leave so I'm in a lot! Help, help, help.

We have this. But I'm not convinced it isn't a cat!

We have same problem- although a neighbour caught the culprit while she was watering her plants in an upstairs window - no issues since she asked out the window if they needed a poo bag!

I thought you were going to say they watered the culprit!

I wish they watered the culprit!!

Don't think it's a cat, seems too big!

I've turned into a curtain twitcher but to no avail!

Either get real cctv or just a fake one!

I've got a fake one, that's the annoying part!!

Any chance it could be foxes ?

It was only with the recent weather I became aware that our front path (we live on a corner, so have a 90-degree aspect) under the windows is a fox highway. Well, either the same fox more than once, or two foxes at once. Lovely pristine paw prints ....

It's a possibility but the poo is always close to the pavement which I why I thought it would be a dog on a lead

I have a RING DOORBELL which videos activity, and someone let their dog shit near our path so i put the video on the local spotted page, said if it wasn't gone in 24 hours the video is going to the police and it was indeed gone when i next looked.

It's a possibility but the poo is always close to the pavement which I why I thought it would be a dog on a lead

Unless the owner has one of those patented "Shit anywhere" extending leads ?

It may be hyperbole but it would be worth it to find a way to circumvent all the laws of nature as we know them in order to be able to go back in time, and arrange to be the CEO of the company that first sold those leads so that I could insist they were called just that.

The Shit Anywhere Dog Lead

with a strapline

Share the shit with friends and neighbours (while/whilst* you have them).

I'd also offer a DeLuxe version with a "What me ?" mask you can cut out and wear while/whilst* your dog loses weight ....

Then I'd sort out global warming, inequality poverty and the offside rule.

Is it that time again ?

*delete as applicable.