Aibu to just want to put on something nice, go out for a drink and a bit of a flirt

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I'm terminally single.
I have not had sex for just over 2.5 years.

I would just like to put on something nice and go for a few drinks/ flirt/ snog with someone who is not a dickhead and is mildly attractive.

I think I have more chance to bumping into the Easter bunny!!!

Most of the time it doesn't bother me, today I am narked and agitated by it.

So, aibu and just need to get a grip.
( I suspect the answer is yes)

What's stopping you?

Do it! Just stay safe x

The male half of the equation.

No, why would that be unreasonable? You're single. Just stay safe and there's no problem. I'm also terminally single but as my nickname suggests I like shagging. I always shag responsibly of course :)

Whereabouts are you? There will be others here looking for a wingman to go for a beer with. Id love a night out and a laugh and someone to discuss that talent with! I am also terminally single, literally just starting to think about getting back on the proverbial horse after 8 years of singledom and im 'only' 37...tragic!
Im sure between us all we could help each other out...do it!

I'd love a wingman too... im south east

I don't have any single friends.

I havent got any single friends either! The struggle is real and im also a single parent, I think thats why its been so long! Think im SE ish too. Nr Oxford. But even if we are nowhere near there must be others in our situation. We will find you that wingman!

Ha :) What are we to call this club?! Unfortunately I'm not in SE, but I'd join in as fuck if I was!

Does it have to be a single friend? As long as it's a friend would that not work?

Where in the SE? Not single but an excellent wingman

I'm assuming it means South East (as in UK)

Sorry I misread your message, I'm mildly drunk

Topshagger just passed the entry test - mildly drunk in a Monday

Ah it's a bank wotsit or something so why not :)