to consider supermarkets should provide "dogging" spaces for 'doggers'..

[MrMariella]

Yes it would be a little controversial to re-paint the P&T signs, with 'dogging' signs...but with a little understanding it should work.....

Dirty dogs

there is a dogging site just up the a3 from me

Go on..you know you want to.....

shhhhh you werent supposed to tell

Am I going to be hounded out of my P&C space by doggers?

lol at this thread

Yes, blu. You will know them by their sloping walk and bad breath

yes, dino, but I thought it would be an antidote...surely NO-ONE can take it that seriously...or am I under-estimating......

There's a swingers motel on the A5 near me. Can't help looking in the car park every time I pass to see if I recognise any cars.

ChocolateFace I think you must live near me, I do just the same thing, and its right on the road too!

Ahh is that the swingers motel responsible for the re-entrance of syphilis as a STI again

in case anyone hasn't already asked.
what about disabled doggers? doi they use a dogging space or a disabled space.
it's a bit unfair to put the dogging spaces far from the door, they're likely to be a bit tired after all the dogging action buit still need to do the shoppinh afterwards (to avoid defrosted food)

what if mother and child doggers find a disabled dogger has parked in their space though

you know, they could solve this by making all spaces dogging spaces.

Perhaps an additional campaign would be necessary: supermarkets providing such a facility should raise the wages of whichever unfortunate gets the 8am mop 'n' bucket duty round the car park.

Oh, and they'd need to plant more bushes, as well. Can't have a proper dogging experience without bushes to hide in

..erm... ok, maybe that should be "small trees".

I like your thinking hairy!!

"Excuse me. Can you please move your car? We ahve serious dogging to do. You may of course have the best view in return"

I'm 34 years old and have no idea what dogging is. Although having read the thread I think I can guess.

20p I'm coming up for 42 and having read the thread, still have no idea what dogging is. Am intrigued, however, as to how CF knows there's a swingers motel near the A5. Is it advertised as such

I really don't want to google it.

Briefly, as I understand it, dogginng is having sex in a car for your own benefit and for the benefit of others who like to watch and sometimes join in. But they need those car spaces so they can pop into the store for 'essentials'. Special 'dogging' passes for car park spaces will be soon be issued by supermarkets and local authorities.

Also, there are dogging and other voyeuristic websites to tell you of such things and where they are.

I now know way more about this now than I ever wanted to. The magic of MN.

I think you're all missing the stroke of genuis I've just had.... the allocated dogging spaces should be just outside the cafe window. Much better on a cold day;spectate with a cup of tea too.

Brilliant!