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to consider supermarkets should provide "dogging" spaces for 'doggers'..

99 replies

MrMariella · 08/05/2007 17:56

Yes it would be a little controversial to re-paint the P&T signs, with 'dogging' signs...but with a little understanding it should work.....

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MrMariella · 08/05/2007 18:17

pointy - you are such a romantic.

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Blandmum · 08/05/2007 18:18

Can you 'dog' with a wilted parsnip[???

MrMariella · 08/05/2007 18:20

am about to google 'dogging', so I'll know what the feck I'm talking about.......

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Bananaknickers · 08/05/2007 18:20

the posibilities of a parsnip are endless

MrMariella · 08/05/2007 18:24

Whoops. You don't wanna go there....it' appears highly organised AND there is a campaign for reserved spaces in car parks!!!

IT's been overtaken by "toothing" though....

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lou33 · 08/05/2007 18:25

you could put a dogging etiquette sign up for newcomers

flashing lights mean x, interior light on means y etc

Blu · 08/05/2007 18:25

now we all have to google toothing....

merryberry · 08/05/2007 18:25

toothing? frenzied scrabble for google...

MrMariella · 08/05/2007 18:26

Blue toothing...for annonymous sex....

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MrMariella · 08/05/2007 18:27

Smehow the M&T v disabled debate seems alot....safer.....

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Bananaknickers · 08/05/2007 18:28

but not as much fun

lou33 · 08/05/2007 18:31

ooh someone tried to send me something via bluetooth in the sainsburys cafe the other day!

no idea who it was!

poppy34 · 08/05/2007 18:35

good plan re lights lou not just etiquette but they're must be dogger speak too eg can we stop now as tescos shutting soon and I need to get some milk and a loaf of bread...

lou33 · 08/05/2007 18:39

i need some dog food and some vaseline?

Blandmum · 08/05/2007 18:46

And what would they get up to with a french loaf!?

lou33 · 08/05/2007 18:47

ooh those crumbs would get right up your crack

Blandmum · 08/05/2007 18:53

just think of the things that these little beuts could get up to!

lou33 · 08/05/2007 18:56

ooh i say!

Blandmum · 08/05/2007 19:00

Missus!

we aim to please!

look at this whopper

MrMariella · 08/05/2007 19:02

I suspect there are one or two posters expressing undue levity on such a serious topic............

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ChocolateFace · 08/05/2007 19:06

We have a special place for dogging opposite both Sainsbury's and Tesco's in our town. Apparently they're advertised on doging websites.

Blandmum · 08/05/2007 19:06

Whaddya mean???? I'm trying to fill a gap in the market!

Fnar fnar

MrMariella · 08/05/2007 19:11

yes, my brief sojourn on google revealed a map where you can enter your postcode and find the local 'services'. Bit like John Lewis. Or...not.

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suedonim · 08/05/2007 19:14

Will there be free Doggy Bags?

pointydog · 08/05/2007 19:16

It's like That's Life all over again