I'm single and travel a lot for work and reasonably antisocial so lurk in the wonderful world of OLD in the fading hope of finding someone normal.
The same phrases and photo types keep coming up.
AIBU to make presumptions based on them? I probably am, perhaps the Perfect Man is slipping past whilst I'm hoiking my judgey pants?
- Describes themselves as "flirty"
- Includes naked/half naked selfie
- Selfie taken in bed
- In "ethical non monogamous marriage"
- Describes self as "explorer" or "adventurer", despite working in accounts with main holiday destination being Benidorm.
- Uses "lol" at any point
- Writes "u" instead of "you", "wot" instead of "what" etc
- Refuses to put any info in bio, instead saying "wots the point, lol. Jus ask!" That's not the point!!
- Lies about height. (I'm 5 foot 9, I wish height wasn't important but it is)
- Any mention of fetishes
- Photos that include swimming with dolphins/being picked up by elephants etc.
I'm sure there are loads more but I'm. Probably already coming across as a judgey twunt. 