I get very lost in big shops in big shopping centres. I've just been in primary and having gone up and down on the escalators a million times I finally found something that would do (plain red boys t shirt.. This has a pattern but will have to do). I then had to find the till. And then stand in the huge long queue.
I'd like to say my morals prevented me but tbh if I'd been spotted I'd never have got out of the shop fast :o