Help! Creepy cat voyeur neighbour in my garden!

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My neighbour's standing in my garden sporting a huge erection and watching a bunch of cats taking turns mating. He's obviously standing in my garden because there's some shrubbery blocking the view from his own house. See diagram.

The garden is technically communal in that I share it with the house next to mine - but not with his!

AIBU to call the police? I don't want a weird stranger and his boner in my shrubs! It's creepy!

Seven toms and a couple of Queens? was it cat dogging ?

Get a loudspeaker and next time he does it open the window and lean out discreetly and quietly. Then switch it on and say in your best loud Hyacinth Bucket voice...

"Mr. X FROM NUMBER 32, REMOVE YOURSELF AND YOUR PENILE TUMESCENCE FROM MY PRIVATE PROPERTY THIS INSTANT,THANK YOU"

@MickHucknallspinkpancakes, that sounds perfect!

I might also have to get some serious , mind, as I'd definitely not have the guts to do it while sober.

I also don't actually know his name - just that he doesn't do curtains and likes to work out in his briefs. Luckily, I only see his living room window from my bedroom, so I'm usually spared the sight.

Guess he's a bit of a weird person in general.

KitKat1985

I can see nothing pawsitive coming from that.

Am off to google “tumuscence”.

This is a poSt by a daily mail reporter. On here all the time to prod us into reactions about ridiculous fake things then it'll be on the news app tomorrow 🙄

I don't want a weird stranger and his boner in my shrubs!

This is the bet sentence I've ever read. Sorry it's happening though OP

Do the Daily Fail talk about ahem Male stiffenings?

Tons of kids around - in which case I am now struggling to understand how you think its so funny OP? I mean I get you are telling the story in a comical way, ho ho and all that, but you'll have to explain to me how just letting him get on with it when there were kids about makes you a good neighbour?

Sorry to be a party pooper, but to you have any animal protection agencies where you are?
People(perverts)who gets aroused by that shouldn’t have animals. It’s very sickening.

Cadence, when female cats mate they do so with a number of toms, not just 1.

I know that, I've had cats all my life, it was joke 😂

Fabulous diagram!! 10/10.

Ah sorry Cadence have no SOH today, am poorly 😂