To ask for your shameful crushes?

[arseholeseverywhere]

I really fancy the pants off of Alexander Armstrong I love watching Pointless because his voice is just so charming! (Also enjoy a bit of Hey Duggee but blame that on the kids)

Please indulge me in your crushes that you may not tell people in real life! (It might make me feel less of a weirdo)

kissbeforelippy Reece Shearsmith is gorgeous. Surely that's not a shameful crush though? Same for Alan Rickman. Surely everyone with eyes and ears thinks he's divine?

Oh also...

Rik Mayall
David Bowie as The Goblin King. Awaking pre teenage me to a lifetime love of men in make up.

Matt Tebbutt from Saturday kitchen,yum
Alastair Appleton..not his 'type' though
John Torode,the eyes!!
Lee Mack,especially with the beard,
and finally Richard Osman

Bob Geldof 🙈🙈🙈 and definitely agree with Rhod Gilbert

Stephen Gerrard
Is lush-yes please!

Reece Shearsmith? John Sim?

Another one for Jeremy Kyle... but only when he’s angry

Jack Whitehall

I fancied the pants off John Sim when he was in Cracker years ago Liz

Richard O Brian in The Crystal Maze

John sim in Collateral and life on Mars- yum.

Russell Howard, DH thinks the sole reason he catches me watching along to Good News is because I find him so funny (which he is, of course).

I don't think it's embarrassing (maybe some would?), but Supervet, Noel Fitzpatrick.

Gary Oldman as Dracula (but only in that long black wig).

Mitch Pileggi (The actor who played Skinner, Mulder & Scully's boss)

and here are some pics, just so I can admire them!

T-bag from prison break. It’s wrong especially because I like his tongue action 😂

James Spader. All. Day. Long.

Michael Portillo.

Oh, and the Beast (from Beauty and the Beast). He has to go and spoil it all by becoming a fucking Prince.

Lee Mack???? Now I've heard it all...

"Lee Mack"

I thought he was the bloke out of the Las?

I have a lot....

Boris Beckermet (I use to live in Wimbledon and would see him around. He has that brooding look going on)

Robert Lindsay (despite being 10 years older than my dad)

Jack White (apparently I should be ashamed of this according to my friends)

Putin (I can't help it)

Judashascomeintosomemoney, oh yes, Peter Hitchens. Si King & Tim McInnerny.

Nicky Campbell, just because... He is so wise and has a lovely voice.

John Sim is not a shameful crush!

Putin though - he certainly is. Lol

I've fancied Boris Becker for over 30 years! The years have taken their toll but hes just bloody incredible. Listening to him speak does things to me. It's that German accent!

Jose Mourihnio Perpetually miserable looking but I'm strangely drawn.
Paul Hollywood. I can't stand this man. He's a grizzly old badger but those blue eyes!

Another here for Putin. I thought I was the only one!

Aidan Turner because he is the most beautiful man I have ever seen.

Jeremy Irons...and not the young version!

Who TF is Lee Mack?

"Another here for Putin. I thought I was the only one!"

Evidently not. We warped ones walk amongst you!