To ask for your shameful crushes?

[arseholeseverywhere]

I really fancy the pants off of Alexander Armstrong I love watching Pointless because his voice is just so charming! (Also enjoy a bit of Hey Duggee but blame that on the kids)

Please indulge me in your crushes that you may not tell people in real life! (It might make me feel less of a weirdo)

Fecking PUTIN?! 🤣🤣🤣

Shame on you.

(Mine’s Gordon Ramsay )

"Michael Palin. He is lovely but very old."

But delicious when he was younger. Watch Life of Brian and see him skipping around in just a pair of shorts...hubba hubba. Also A Fish Called Wanda.

Mine is Geoffrey Palmer (think Butterflies and Fawlty Towers), also a Welsh actor called Bob Pugh who has the most delicious voice.

Toby from the West Wing

Bog off all youse lot dissing my Vlad crush. At least I'm sticking to the spirit of the thread. Martin Kemp, Alan Rickman, Tom Hardy - yeah, fuckin' right they're "shameful". I feel cheated now. Cheated, I tell you.

Phil from Time Team...

It’s okay, Vladdy loves you, liz 🤣

Will Carling

Oh dear I appear to have killed the thread with that confession

No, Will carling was nice enough back in the day. seemed pleasant enough. Good player. He befriended lady Diana for a while but i dont think it went well!

Is liking David Mitchell weird? He's funny and adorable.

Boris Becker! I like tall fair men with eyelashes/brows that are nearly invisible (Jago Cooper etc) although I definitely draw the line at Boris Johnson!!

I wouldn't call it shameful although he's probably old enough to be my dad but I have a major crush on Jon Hamm right now. Seriously fancy the pants off him.

There’s nothing wrong with Jack Whitehall, he’s absolutely delicious.

I’m partial to Gordon Ramsey or Dr Christian

Rhod Gilbert. That smile!

Rhod is another comedian I fancy too!

TOM JONES

Following on with a theme definitely Alan Rickman though not particularly shameful. Love Noel Fielding, Patrick Stewart and I also had a bit of a thing for David Jason back in the OFAH days.

Michael Ball!!

Reece Shearsmith, he's as creepy as hell but I'm strangely drawn to him. I've also had a crush on John Simm for the longet time but as I've been watching Collateral, I've developed a girl crush on Carey Mulligan. She's just brilliant!

Sam Harris, Richard Dawkins, Christopher Hitchens..
I think I have a thing for athiests/anti-theists!

Also I saw a documentary on body language and Putin was on it. I saw him and thought 'hmm, I would!'

Jonathan Creek.

Not Alan Davies.

Judge Rinder. He is so clever and the man can dance.

Sean Dyche. Sorry...

Oh so many...

Bill Bailey
Robert Webb
Vincent out of Beauty and The Beast (eighties TV show)
Chris Morris
Legolas the Elf
Mark Gatiss
Lumiere from Beauty and The Beast (there's a theme here)

I might need help