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To ask for your shameful crushes?

298 replies

arseholeseverywhere · 05/03/2018 20:19

I really fancy the pants off of Alexander Armstrong Blush I love watching Pointless because his voice is just so charming! (Also enjoy a bit of Hey Duggee but blame that on the kids)

Please indulge me in your crushes that you may not tell people in real life! (It might make me feel less of a weirdo)

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RoseWhiteTips · 06/03/2018 20:57

Dr. Christian bats for the other team.

RoseWhiteTips · 06/03/2018 20:58

Aidan Turner?? How can he be a shameful?

Turkkadin · 06/03/2018 21:00

Not shameful. I just like to mention him at any opportunity!

halulat · 06/03/2018 21:02

The super vet and, for 30 years, Dave Gahan from Depeche Mode (but I'm not embarrassed that one)!

RoseWhiteTips · 06/03/2018 21:05

Tony Blair
David Cameron

How mad am I?

Turkkadin · 06/03/2018 21:05

I forgot Dave Gahan! Yes and he's still got it imo.

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 06/03/2018 21:06

Nick Clegg.
Jay from Ghost Adventures.
Ed Milliband.

Not so shameful.....The Undertaker.

Thornyrose7 · 06/03/2018 21:06

Richard O'Brien playing Riff Raff in the Rocky Horror Show.

Filth.

liz70 · 06/03/2018 21:09

Actually, Little Nell in RHS. and I'm sure that nip slip was deliberate

TaliZorahVasNormandy · 06/03/2018 21:10

Oh and Kane from WWE too. Shane McMahon aswell. Even now, that he's gone all silver fox.

halulat · 06/03/2018 21:12

Turkadin
Dave Gahan certainly has still got it - go weak at the knees watching any footage of him, although I particularly loved his druggy phase!

AgnesBrownsCat · 06/03/2018 21:16

Simon Cowell Grinbut in my defence I was heavily pregnant at the time and had had a very enjoyable dream about him . And Horiatio Kane / Cane sp ? from CSI Miami .

AgnesBrownsCat · 06/03/2018 21:17

And Monty Don but he’s lovely so not really shameful

BlooBagoo · 06/03/2018 21:23

Tony Robinson. Blush

BaconAndAvocado · 06/03/2018 21:24

The bloke who plays Cormoran Strike.

Hare lip, unshaven, unkempt......there's just something about him!

KeithLeMonde · 06/03/2018 21:26

Clarkson. I hate myself.

No need for a dictionary here, Liz

Cary2012 · 06/03/2018 21:27

I can only think of Monty Don and that's not shameful really.
I want a shameful crush I do.
My friend fessed up to fancying Christopher Dean, yuk, I think he's horrible.
Going to have a good think

Thornyrose7 · 06/03/2018 21:40

yes liz70 Little Nell..... and Magenta. In fact the whole main cast of RHS gives me the horn

noeffingidea · 06/03/2018 21:43

Not so much now, but when my boys were younger I used to love watching WWE wrestling with them. Just to see near naked men rolling round together.

Cellardoor23 · 06/03/2018 21:46

Agnes I had a crush on Horatio for years too!

Also in my teen years Darren Malakian from SOAD. Not so much now though!

noeffingidea · 06/03/2018 21:49

Just thought of a couple more crushes from years ago that were, if not shameful, at least unusual ...
Mick Jagger (I used to fantasise about him and Keith Richards together. I think they call it 'shipping' nowadays)
Alex Higgins.
Yes, I am a bit weird.

Giggorata · 06/03/2018 21:57

Yes to Chris Morris! I went to a film showing of 4 Lions where he was answering questions, and he is sooo tall and intelligent and witty.... swoon.
Alan Rickman, oh god, I will never get over him.. sex on legs indeed. And that voice.. icy velvet
Kai from Lexx, but not the actor who portrays him, so much.
I've been binge watching Dexter and rediscovered Keith Carradine.. none of those to be ashamed of... Tim Minchin?

Hippadippadation · 06/03/2018 23:39

Chris Moyles
Owen Wilson
Dev Patel (I don't think he's embarrassing, but apparently he is!)

Motoko · 07/03/2018 01:07

Dave Gahan always gave me the creeps. I always got the feeling he wouldn't be very nice to women. Don't know what it was about him, because looks wise, he was definitely my type, but I just got a bad vibe off him.

Fustyoldcarcass · 07/03/2018 06:46

Want to add Ade Edmonson (Eddie from Bottom - my best friend fancied Rik Mayal) and I did have a thing for Tony Robinson years ago - although he is a bit old now. It was more of a fondness than a lusting though.

Glad people are finally agreeing in Boris Becker. Even now - when he is broke and on a bit of a slippery slope - I still would!!

I also quite like Jimmy Doherty. Even slightly Jamie Oliver and definitely Marcus Wareing (masterchef profs). Now that Si King has been mentioned I am starting to see him in a different light....a man that can cook is pretty sexy, quite clearly.

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