To say that Siri is the most annoying man I know

[VanillaSugar]

He doesn't listen properly. He provides no helpful information. He comes back with smart arse answers and then he says he doesn't understand the question. Then he gets shirty when I swear at him
Wanker

He’s boring as well. I like to ask him silly questions and he just refers me to google searches.

He also keep repeating himself or just answers with banal responses.

You’d think they’d be able to have come up with some creative or funny answers or just to make it more useful.

He told me I was beautiful already when I asked for hairdresser numbers I.Luf.him 😍😍😍

He’s the most helpful man I know. Sorts out my diary, reads and writes my text messages (he really should be able to WhatsApp for me too), reminds me to do stuff, found the nearest Wagamama for me in Bath a few weeks ago, named a song In an advert that I liked. Loads of stuff. I use Siri lots.
He’s rubbish with the weather though and finds 2c not very cold.
I agree he’s a bit dull and could be wittier and entertain me more.

I’ve changed my Siri to a female voice - much less annoying 😂

He's lazy! He just keeps referring me to websites he's found. I could do that myself.

I've just told him there's a thread about him on MN, and he said 'I'm just a humble virtual assistant'.

😂

Well, I'm even angrier with him now because I asked him for some hairdressers numbers and he didn't even try to compliment me. He just provided a list of websites from Google.

But he knows the words to bohemian rhapsody!

Hmm, a nice way of telling me i look like the back end of a bus

Totally indecisive. And pathetic when I tell him he's annoying me. Needs to grow some.

He must’ve read my message above as I just asked him who is the fairest of them all and he told me I was.