What has been your strangest injury? (Warning! Thread contains gory images)

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I would when I was about 8 , being on the middle of a slide and falling off it , injuring my back

I dislocated my shoulder by reaching behind me for a drink.

Never known pain like it!!

I stuck my finger in a blender to unclog it and accidentally switched it on. I still have my finger but it's completely numb.