The daddies on the bus go “nod nod nod”. Get to fuck.

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Oh they are so tired from their full night’s sleep, 10 hours sitting in a chair drinking hot coffee then bathing one child and reading one story. Gah.

Long day?

One daddy in particular or daddies in general?

Is that actually a verse in the song?

It's "snore, snore, snore" in my baby group. And the mummies "chatter, chatter, chatter".

I once asked the leader to change the doctor in "miss Polly had a dolly" to a woman ....(i.e her bag etc). Apparently this would be too confusing!

Ah balls. Such a long day that I posted this in AIBU rather than Chat. Or maybe it should have been in MN Campaigns?

Does it really matter? Jeez.

Oh I assumed they were just nod nod nodding along to the mummies chatter chatter chatter?

What alternative would you suggest?

:) i get you op

In the version my kids sang, the mommies said "shh shh shh," because the babies were saying "wah wah wah." The daddies weren't on the bus in the version.

Maybe they are being agreeable nice daddies? As in saying Yes...

No nodding off... not with all the chattering the mummies are doing 🙄

Our playgroup has chattering mummies and ssshhing daddies.

Gets on my nerves so I sit in silence in protest. That's about as brace as I get

I thought the daddies said shh to the children and the children made too much noise?

May be getting confused though.

You could change it to:
The daddies on the bus do fer uck all, fer uck all, fer uck all, the ...

In our version they ask Where's my car all day long.

Posts like this do more damage to the feminism cause than anything else.

At our group the daddies read their newspaper and the mummies chatter. At which point all the mummies stop singing along.

There have never been daddies on any of the busses in any of our play groups. Which is in itself quite sexist.

Ours say no no no.

I went to a great group - 'The mummies on the bus read astrophysics/ The daddies on the bus say "that's right mummy"' 😉

Round here the daddies on the bus say stop that noise...
Or what the hell am I doing on the bus like a peasant. Actually heard the peasant comment recently, wanted to chin the twat.

All the buses round here have been cut, so nay fucker says owt.

Haha I must have a very pc version as around here it's "the people on the bus go chatter, chatter, chatter" no mummies or daddies.

The daddies say "SIT DOWN THERE" because they are grumpy twats.

The words mummies and daddies make my teeth itch