The daddies on the bus go “nod nod nod”. Get to fuck.

[Bebepoor]

Oh they are so tired from their full night’s sleep, 10 hours sitting in a chair drinking hot coffee then bathing one child and reading one story. Gah.

In the version I know the daddies read their newspapers as well. Mummies chatter, and babies go wah, wah, wah.

I love the one that has daddies asking 'Where's my car?' as well though.

Right we’re off to playgroup. I’m going to suggest “play on their phones”.

We settled on “the mummies on the bus are multitasking”.