To ask what is the worst thing you've ever said during sex?

[mammyoftwo]

Ok, I'll go first......I mean a friend, a friend said this......."touch my hair and I'll punch you in the face" after getting a haircut and really wanting it to last another day without washing.......

Hurry up

I murmured "0h Mr. Bridge". Bridge being the surname of a previous boyfriend. New boyfriend very confused. I tried to explain that I called him Mr Bridge because he was studying engineering at university. Not sure he was convinced tbh.

Ffs not yet - just think about Margaret Thatcher or something.

These are brilliant 😂 I can't even remember the things I've said, probably horrific

On the floor in front of new fireplace "I didn't know you'd tiled underneath there as well", took ages to convinced him I was impressed with his tiling 😁😁

Aw Turnocks34 that's lovely!

Did you remember to put the bin out?

I pointed out a crack in the ceiling.

DH today, 'the cat is playing with my feet!' He did manage to carry on even though we both got the giggles