To ask what is the worst movie you ever watched?

[Joey1471]

And why
I have two
Wimbledon - so bad my maths teacher turned it off after 5 minutes
Angus thongs and perfect snogging - just girls chasing boys - worst plot line ever

The Harry Hill Movie. I know I am probably not the intended audience (and my son loved it) but all all the crap I have sat though at the cinema, it was the worst by a long way

The newest fast and furious films. Ridiculous

Cobra Kai:
the giving birth to a tree stump movie was czech, and called Little Otik. Truly the stuff of nightmares.

My personal worst has to be Breaking the Waves. Horrible, horrible movie.

Kevin and Perry go large

The stick man movie was a lot more depressing than the book

I fell asleep watching Gladiator in the cinema. I don't understand

Gladiator made me cry at the end

Battleship

@Binkybix, that'll be Under the Skin, or as it's otherwise known in our household, An American Tourist Lost in Scotland...

I have never seen so many erections in a single film (perhaps I should get out more). And yes, it was shite.

Yes, it was Species oysterbabe truly awful.

Evita, the film that went on and on and on! I had a great sleep part way through. I went with a friend who thought it was the best movie ever and wanted to critically analyse all parts of it, I made my excuses to leave!

Conjuring 2
Ted
Prometheus

Yes, sorry it was under the skin! I actually quite enjoyed Species now I think of it.

Oh, Beauty and the Beast, yawn and Finding dory was pretty shite

And yes, Ted was also awful.

Glad to see AI on here - I wanted to like it but could never, ever get into it, and the ending was crap.
Open Water - advertised as a cross between The Blair Witch project and Jaws. True in as much as absolutely nothing happened.
Human Centipede - did what it said on the tin I suppose, but had nothing else to it. It had clearly been written just for the shock factor of the premise.
Excision - just plain weird. And this from someone who didn't mind Black Swan.

Zoolander 2, insidious 3, hannibal rising and open house. I even read the reviews of Open house before watching, so I knew I was gonna waste an hour and a half of my life!

Well I watched The Lobster and I have to say it managed to be both boring and offensive. I am not good on animals being killed.

Birdman.

Oh and the Martian. Total drabness

Bedazzled....the remake with Elizabeth Hurley. Went to see it on our honeymoon and it was so crap, I fell asleep!

My then boyfriend and I walked out of ‘coming to america’ should have walked out 30 minutes earlier.

A Nicholas Cage film, Left Behind. I watched the whole thing as it was so bad I was totally amazed and kept thinking it would improve. It didn't.

Elizabethtown - the most boring non-story I've ever had the misfortune to sit through. It felt like 17 hours of back story to the real film that never arrived

My Big Fat Greek Wedding, was told by a (Greek) friend it was hilarious, sat in a busy cinema behind a group of people who were almost pissing themselves with laughter and my daughter and I couldn't raise a smile between us the whole way through. Awful film.

I totally didn't get Birdman at all..and I wanted to love it because I love Michael Keaton.

The English Patient - yuck, yuck, yuck - liked the storyline with the bomb-disposal guy and the nurse, but not enough to rescue it from the dire main storyline.