I live in a flat and the guy upstairs plays the trumpet as soon as he gets home from work most days and on weekends. He plays it for an hour, but sometimes will play it a few times a day on the weekend. It's so fucking annoying and I want to ram it up his arse. Why can't he learn to play the harp instead? If I have to hear Star wars or the ET theme tune again I will fucking scream. AIBU?