To want to dump the fucking popcorn over his head

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StopEatingLikeAFuckingPig · 14/02/2018 20:57

Sat here , DP, me & DSS.

I’m sorry DSS I love you but you eat like a pig & I’m grinding my teeth to stop myself saying anything

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH

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skippykips · 14/02/2018 21:03

Crack on! Eating with mouth open is vile!
YANBU to throw popcorn over his head!

skippykips · 14/02/2018 21:03

Oh, hang on, how old is DSS?

mumpoints · 14/02/2018 21:09

My sister and I were discussing this the other day when DS (aged 3) was eating with his mouth open. (To be fair he has got a cold so was finding it hard to breathe.) Sister said that her son started to close his mouth at around 2-3 after constant reminders. I said DS would do it if reminded. And then we both remembered a cousin who was still doing it in his twenties!

Think it's down to remembering to remind them to a certain extent.

Bonez · 14/02/2018 21:25

Can you not just tell him to chew with his mouth closed?

DayManAahhh · 14/02/2018 21:33

I think we can give 2-3 year olds a bit of a break ffs.

Assuming your dss is older I would give him a few gentle reminders to see if he catches on. If not throw the empty bucket at him. Because why waste good popcorn.

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StopEatingLikeAFuckingPig · 14/02/2018 21:37

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TrollTheRespawnJeremy · 14/02/2018 21:47

dd's friend was over for tea last week and I'd forgotten that she chews like a camel.

Not my place to say to her but it was pretty absurd. If it were DD I would have mentioned. It's doing her no favours in the long run.

blaaake · 14/02/2018 21:54

14?! He needs to be told. It's disgusting to eat with your mouth open.

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