Arsenals still AWOL pessimist and we're no closer to finding her.
It highly suspected that she's been kidnapped by a evil Easter bunny protester DawnMumsnet, or is buried under a mountain of HCBs. 
Come back Arsenals, and bring the bloody clipboard, HCB Mr Pickle not pickles Mr Pickle will offer you all the assistant you require, in return for a plump HCB. 