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To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 11/02/2018 22:18

Just that, really?

What do you think?

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TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 10:50

Little Baby Bum? Am I reading that correctly? Grin

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 10:51

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 10:52

You are indeed sassy, just a small tribute to missile pooping baby! Grin

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 10:56

Wow, looks like HCBs have been around for donkeys dinosaur years!

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 11:00

Oooh look...bun in a mug...def an HCBer brew of choice!

The mother T-Rex was actually the first ever HCBer....mind you nobody messed with her and she got absolutely everything she ever asked for! Wink

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 11:07

Though we can still have bunny ears on all our emojis...

Easter Smile Easter Grin Easter Confused Easter Angry Easter Hmm Easter Sad Easter Shock Easter Envy Easter Wink

HCB ( x )

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 11:08

Ooooh, I'll have a mug of HCB, tah!

OMG sassy, you're like a bottomless pit of HCB knowledge! Star

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 11:10

Would it be bunnyist to scrap the ears altogether?

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 11:13

This fella wants a ( X ) not fucking bunny ears MNHQ! Hmm

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 11:18

😂😂😂 PMSL poor dog here's a HCB compromise! Don't know about bunnyist Einstein ....maybe there'll be a BUNer along to tell us....?

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 11:59

Oooh, I think they might just cheer him up.

How would sassy cat feel if we adopted the poor bugger as official HCB dog?

On second thoughts, maybe not. He'd be risking more than the loss of bunny ears after seeing what sassy cat did to you.

TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 12:05

I just deflea'd said sassycat ..... you'd have thought I was trying to bite her back leg off! She screamed the place down and is now upstairs under my bed plotting feline revenge, so now might not be the most appropriate time to discuss dog mascots with her....unless you perhaps fancied a prolonged hospital stay? Easter Grin

picklemepopcorn · 19/02/2018 12:20

Tomorrow is the big day. Today is devoted to finishing touches totally rewriting the service booklet and making a slide show of 40 photos and counting.

I've taken mum to a friend's for a massage. Trying to wind her down a bit.

If only she was an MNer, she too could ogle cute photos and witter away the day.

TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 12:30

Help yourself to a HCB brew above pickle along with a big fat slice of the thread MrPickle and am sure that'll help you get through today! Easter Smile

TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 16:50

Anyone fancy this? HCB & chocolate bread and butter pudding....virtually calorie free and at least 4 out of your 5 a day surely? Link is the recipe....yum!

www.taste.com.au/recipes/hot-cross-bun-chocolate-bread-butter-pudding/RJGQilTf

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 17:23

Welllll, since its calorie free, how can I refuse?!

Ismmmm......mu....ery....ud.

TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 17:35

It is isn't it? And honestly you won't even notice the 10k run we're going to do later to counteract the almost zero calories it contains! 🏃‍♀️Wink

educatingarti · 19/02/2018 18:56

Does anyone else have a dancing bunny advert below the thread ?

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 18:57

10K run?!

Fuck that, I've just finished HIIT and I feel sick!

I blame you sassy for making me stuff my face beforehand.

TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 19:02

Yep I have the bunnies arti Easter Shock

Erm...what's HIIT Einstein? New fangled HRT product? Easter Wink

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 19:07

Whatever the fuck it is I need oxygen.

Mr Pickle, I need kiss of life!

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 19:09

Just seen the dancing bunnies and not a HCB in sight!

TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 19:10

HCBer down, repeat HCBer down! MrPickle to the rescue. Go go go go go go!

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 19/02/2018 19:25
TheSassyAssassin · 19/02/2018 19:52

Yes...am sure his hard...hat...will offer all your required HCB safety protection....