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To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 11/02/2018 22:18

Just that, really?

What do you think?

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TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 18:58

🙈🙉🙊😂

SneakyGremlins · 18/02/2018 19:00

Evening! Grin

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 19:05

Evening sneaky, you missed a scrumptious pub lunch.

I hate to admit it, but I prefer sassy's Mr Pickle as well. Blush

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 19:10

Race you all to Pickle's house! Grin

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
picklemepopcorn · 18/02/2018 19:12

BlushBlushBlush
WineWineGin
Bike
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Halo
picklemepopcorn · 18/02/2018 19:16

That's fine, Sassy, we aren't there! Grin

Actually, revving up for (don't read this bit- buzz kill alert.....

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 19:19

Anyone know how to pick a lock?

Flowers pickle

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 19:21

Yes I noticed you had referenced a funeral on another thread but didn't want to ask...ok let me see what I can find re the delectable MrPickle just for you. And not going to make a fuss as doubt you want that, but you know you have us HCBers Pickle any time you need us (((()))) ( x ) Flowers

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 19:25

All that HCB gathering made him hot and he had to strip to cool down poor lamb

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 19:26

Does Mr Pickle have a brother? Blush

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 19:28

That looks like a dildo with a face! ShockGrin

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 19:35

It does actually, doesn't it? Grin

It's actually the glorious Misha Collins in pickle form.

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 19:37

OMFG....I think I need a bigger grip..... and something to catch the drool!

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 19:41

Ffs sassy, we need a bloody mop!

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 19:43

Sorry Blush Think it was mostly from my mouth Grin

Aridane · 18/02/2018 19:49

Yes, yes, yes - but where is Arsenals??

picklemepopcorn · 18/02/2018 20:04

Fwoar fwoar.... I was beginning to think Sassy was better at this, but you've redeemed yourself, Einstein!

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 20:04

STALKER ALERT
Ssooo, I did an advanced search and Arsenals last post was on this thread on the 14/02/18 at 6:46am.
Hopefully she's NC and not been kidnapped! Shock

Do you think it's wrong of me to really really want a Misha Collins pickle?

I don't have a pickle fetish, honest! Halo

picklemepopcorn · 18/02/2018 20:07

I did that yesterday... I do hope she's name changed because she's ashamed to know us, rather than anything more sinister.... I'm not looking at you, Dawnmumsnet, not at all!.

SneakyGremlins · 18/02/2018 20:09

What if Arsenals IS DawnMumsnet Shock

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 20:13

Depends on what you're thinking of doing with said pickle Einstein Grin

Aridane · 18/02/2018 20:28

A Valentines Day massacre of our Arsenals Shock

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 20:30

I can think of quite a few uses for said pickle, which may not go down to well with DH. Blush

Hopefully ArsenalsPlayingAway and nothing sinister has befallen her.

Frusso · 18/02/2018 20:33

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To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 20:45

Crap, demonic bunny didn't have babies did it?

Sassy your fart skills are needed!