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To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 11/02/2018 22:18

Just that, really?

What do you think?

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 12:34

Oh er........sorry sassy! Blush

HCB cocktail? I can fetch a straw..... Smile

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TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 12:36

GrinGrinGrin 🍸HCB

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 13:50

Anyone for a pub lunch? I could eat a horse....bloody starving!

Let's see what's on the menu........HCB burgers followed by lemon and raspberry HCB cheesecake, all washed down with HCB cocktails.

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To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 13:54

I'm in...though you'll need to liquidise mine Einstein Hmm

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 14:00

Oh shit.....sorry sassy, I completely forgot!

I could liquidise it, sure, but the thing is you're gonna be stuck sat on your arse for a while, and well.....ummm.....you'll get fucking fat, OK.

Jeez, can't believe you pushed me to say it!

The point is, it's probably best if you just watch the rest of us eat.

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 14:08

But I can still wear my pink bikini right? My bum looks ok still doesn't it?

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EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 14:15

Well....ummm....it's a lovely shade of pink.

I feel like a right cunt now, soz sassy, you ok hun? Flowers

Anyone got a blender?

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 14:45

S'ok Einstein chuck me a M&S Chocolate & Salted Caramel HCB and we'll say no more about it!

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 14:58

ShockEnvy Grin

Cheers sassy 🍸🍹 ( X )

Aridane · 18/02/2018 16:22

I am a bit puzzled/ behind the times. Just been in M&S and the HCBs were all sorts of weird flavours- blueberry, bramley apple, salted caramel. Since when did HCBs become flavoured / adulterated?

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 16:31

We HCBers may need to boycott M&S and demand free samples of these strange HCBs, all for HCB research of course.

HCB ( ( X ) )

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 16:33
TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 16:48

Ooh bramley apple sounds nice, though better whole than blended Yay! No blender required! Maybe maybe we could offer our services as HCB connoisseurs to taste test all versions of HCBs in multiple ways (toasted with butter, toasted with butter and jam untoasted straight from the packet when starving etc) and we could develop the official HCB league and award HCB Star to them all....the pinnacle being the 5 Star HCB....and we could have "approved by The HCBers" labels on those that make the grade.... we'd be the doyennes of the HCB world and would be first port of all call for all retailers everywhere if they wanted to gain a respected following for their HCB products!

Aridane · 18/02/2018 16:58

Bloody hell - they also do savoury cheese ones and carrot cake ones...

Aridane · 18/02/2018 17:00

Mini orange and hot chocolate buns Shock

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 17:24

ShockShockShockBloody hell, HCB heaven! Halo

picklemepopcorn · 18/02/2018 18:05

I haven't actually had a HCB. I don't actually like them. However, does M&S have ones without fruit? Or do the sneak raisins and candied peel in with the chocolate?

I could send DH to M&S if I thought it was worth his while...

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 18:11

I'd say from the sounds of it, it is very worth MrPickle being sent out to hunter-gather some of the new HCB variations pickle! Send him forth and report back here!

picklemepopcorn · 18/02/2018 18:14

Is it weird to fancy Mr Pickle more than DH?

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 18:22

Well if he is on HCB duty and is in head to toe black and swings in through the French doors a la the milktray man, clutching all manner of HCB flavours, then no, not weird at all. Mind you if he were to do that you'd have the whole thread sat in your living room swooning! Grin

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 18:25

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TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 18:36

Well wasn't expecting him to be green but he looks very dashing Wink

picklemepopcorn · 18/02/2018 18:40

I prefer your depiction Sassy! Sorry Einstein...

TheSassyAssassin · 18/02/2018 18:46

I have a feeling MrPickle will prefer mine too Grin

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 18/02/2018 18:56

Wtf have you been up to Pickle? Grin

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