To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

[ArsenalsPlayingAtHome]

Just that, really?

What do you think?

Oh er........sorry sassy!

HCB cocktail? I can fetch a straw.....

🍸HCB

Anyone for a pub lunch? I could eat a horse....bloody starving!

Let's see what's on the menu........HCB burgers followed by lemon and raspberry HCB cheesecake, all washed down with HCB cocktails.

I'm in...though you'll need to liquidise mine Einstein

Oh shit.....sorry sassy, I completely forgot!

I could liquidise it, sure, but the thing is you're gonna be stuck sat on your arse for a while, and well.....ummm.....you'll get fucking fat, OK.

Jeez, can't believe you pushed me to say it!

The point is, it's probably best if you just watch the rest of us eat.

But I can still wear my pink bikini right? My bum looks ok still doesn't it?

Well....ummm....it's a lovely shade of pink.

I feel like a right cunt now, soz sassy, you ok hun?

Anyone got a blender?

S'ok Einstein chuck me a M&S Chocolate & Salted Caramel HCB and we'll say no more about it!

Cheers sassy 🍸🍹 ( X )

I am a bit puzzled/ behind the times. Just been in M&S and the HCBs were all sorts of weird flavours- blueberry, bramley apple, salted caramel. Since when did HCBs become flavoured / adulterated?

We HCBers may need to boycott M&S and demand free samples of these strange HCBs, all for HCB research of course.

HCB ( ( X ) )

Ooh bramley apple sounds nice, though better whole than blended Yay! No blender required! Maybe maybe we could offer our services as HCB connoisseurs to taste test all versions of HCBs in multiple ways (toasted with butter, toasted with butter and jam untoasted straight from the packet when starving etc) and we could develop the official HCB league and award HCB to them all....the pinnacle being the 5 HCB....and we could have "approved by The HCBers" labels on those that make the grade.... we'd be the doyennes of the HCB world and would be first port of all call for all retailers everywhere if they wanted to gain a respected following for their HCB products!

Bloody hell - they also do savoury cheese ones and carrot cake ones...

Mini orange and hot chocolate buns

Bloody hell, HCB heaven!

I haven't actually had a HCB. I don't actually like them. However, does M&S have ones without fruit? Or do the sneak raisins and candied peel in with the chocolate?

I could send DH to M&S if I thought it was worth his while...

I'd say from the sounds of it, it is very worth MrPickle being sent out to hunter-gather some of the new HCB variations pickle! Send him forth and report back here!

Is it weird to fancy Mr Pickle more than DH?

Well if he is on HCB duty and is in head to toe black and swings in through the French doors a la the milktray man, clutching all manner of HCB flavours, then no, not weird at all. Mind you if he were to do that you'd have the whole thread sat in your living room swooning!

Well wasn't expecting him to be green but he looks very dashing

I prefer your depiction Sassy! Sorry Einstein...

I have a feeling MrPickle will prefer mine too

Wtf have you been up to Pickle?