To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

[ArsenalsPlayingAtHome]

Just that, really?

What do you think?

Near Bristol. Was actual earthquake near Swansea at 2.30pm! Maybe Arsenal has started a covert underground HCB movement!

I was in the vicinity to feel it, but noone in the frussohold felt it, others in my village did. Very odd.

Hmm, we shall soon see Frusso, we shall soon see.
Three questions;

1. Do you own a white bunny costume?
2. Are you willing to self identify as a HCB if the HCB movement requires it?
3. Have you any experience at arousing sausages?

How earth moving was it sassy?

Ooh frusso, you'll fit right in! Here we go... ( x )
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So you both felt the Earth move? I remember my first time...

ROFL pickle

Well let's just say it's been a while Einstein and at first I thought the washing machine had gone rogue but when it started to feel like some bugger was trying to nick the roof, I realised it was a bit more than a badass spin cycle!

Bloody hell pickle, for all you know Frusso could be a Trojan HCBer sent in by MNHQ, and you're handing out our precious ( X ) without a second thought!
Or is this your way of throwing us off the scent of why you have Arsenal 's clipboard?

sassy

Ssshhh! Don't give away my cunning plan...

pickle the earth did not move for me. Perhaps the sausage was not suitably aroused.

I am willing to identify as a HCB.

I don't own a bunny costume but I do offer you this ...

Awww..... a crossed bunny! 😍

Congratulations Frusso you've ticked all the boxes. Welcome, you're officially worthy to join us HCBers.

HCB cocktails all round!

HCB ( X ) HCB

Welcome to the thread, Frusso and your willingness to identify as an HCB. And your lovely hot cross bunny

Aw thanks.

you're obviously bored and want attention

Didn't feel the earth move here, but MIL in South West texted to say her walls were shaking .

Red lion, you are so right! I've enjoyed the flippant company and wit of the last few days. Thanks arsenal, wherever you are!

Aww Reddlion, we could use someone as observant as yourself in the HCB movement.
The more the merrier!
Would you like a ( X ) or maybe a glass of HCB ?

you're obviously bored and want attention does that not describe 98.7% of MN users? the rest being journos

@Reddlion must be a blatant case of RTFT

HCB HCB HCB

Where's that blasted missile pooping baby when you need it?

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Has the missile pooping baby been kidnapped now by DawnMumsnet the Easter Bunny?

Happy sigh.