To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

[ArsenalsPlayingAtHome]

Just that, really?

What do you think?

Or an elegant HCB cocktail ...

Oooh def happy to take a HCB cocktail or 6 for the team!

I'm happy to take the lot for the team, ale, gin and cocktails.

HCB HCB HCB

O Arsenal, Arsenal, wherefore art thou Arsenal?
Deny thy MNHQ and refuse thy bribes;
Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love of HCBs
And I'll no longer be a GF.

Beautiful Einstein and if I may just add:

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have HCB'd and lost
Than never to have HCB'd at all.

Bravo Sassy, Bravo!!!!!

Thank you

HCB HCB ( x )

HELLOOO! CAN YOOOUUU HEEAAR MEEE?
ARSENAL IS THAT YOU?

😂😂😂👏👏👏 brilliant!

Come on people, I nip out for a Wetherspoons breakfast and no one notices the intruder at 10.53! Shocking lack of due diligence there, peeps. We seem to have escaped major infiltration though. I don't think they realised where they were.

Did anyone save me a cocktail?

I thought it quite sweet Reeling came onto the thread to respond to the original post

I've obviously missed something with this one, Aridane. Brain obviously not quick enough on a Saturday morning

Fancy a hot cross bun and a cuppa as you're still here, reeling?

( x )

Oohh V authoritative Pickle, I almost thought Arsenal had returned for a second.

To be fair, Reeling's post didn't have enough anger behind it to be deemed a threat. Plus the refreshments seemed more appealing than preventing infiltration.

Love your dedication though pickle especially the innocent offering of & ( x ) so we can martyr yet another MNter to the cause!

• Absolutely. I sometimes park in them when I am struggling to walk as they are nearer the store.

I do pop my blue badge in but that doesn't always stop the moaners.

@UrsulaPandress* I love your wit.

Eh up, is Frusso infiltrator or comrade?

You’re very welcome to the thread, Reeling

I accidentally found myself holding a clipboard.

I've put it away now, so all is well.

Fresso, we can't quite decide from your post whether to offer you a ( x ) and a , or whether to throw someth8ng at you.

Who goes there? Friend or Foe?

Found yourself "accidentally" holding a clipboard eh?

Tell us pickle, when was the last time that you met with Arsenals?

What the hell was in that cocktail? The earth just moved....literally!

This earth moving fiasco didn't happen to involve HCBs by any chance?

Ooh, where are you, Sassy?

Honest Einstein, it wasn't me! Whatever it was, I didn't do it! I have no idea who Arsenal is, or where she is, or why I have her, sorry, a, clipboard. Honest!

Earth moving more likely JCBs rather than HCBs ...

einsteins I'm not too sure which.

pickle perhaps both ( x ) and then throw something at me too. Could see if I can catch it without spilling the or dropping the ( x )

sassy are you southwest?