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To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

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ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 11/02/2018 22:18

Just that, really?

What do you think?

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TheSassyAssassin · 13/02/2018 22:03

It's been a thing of beauty that thread hasn't it? Been catching up on it most of today too Smile

picklemepopcorn · 13/02/2018 22:15

You take over tea sassy, I'm off to bed. Yawn. Loved the dead thread too. What a great day.

Night all.

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TheSassyAssassin · 13/02/2018 22:20

Yep saw you on there pickle Smile Ok grand...keep self away from sweet stuff...boil kettle...I got this! BrewBrewBrewWine

Oops...a rogue Wine...don't worry...I'll take one for the HCB team Grin

NoNoCharlieRascal · 13/02/2018 22:28

I'm back! I'm back and I bring un-fucked quiche to the pub thread.

Okay it ain't pretty and it ain't no HCB, but it's un-fucked so I feel validated in my kitchen whizziness again.

To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?
NoNoCharlieRascal · 13/02/2018 22:30

I also regret to inform you that baby missile has gone rouge and is now longer preparing ammo. I shall obviously disown and drop at the nearest church doorstep toot sweet.

Shame. He was cute.

wakemeupbefore · 13/02/2018 22:36

In her? high heels that wobble, she won't be without bun in the owen for long. [rolls eyes] - when is there going to be proper eye-roll emoticon?!

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 22:36

Great news NoNo Star Wine Gin Cake ( X )

(Please tell us you have a little egg surprise left over).

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 22:39

Can you not swap the baby with a more compliant one? Surely nobody will notice, they all look the same.

NoNoCharlieRascal · 13/02/2018 22:43

Egg surprise, egg surprise. Have you not eyeballed the awesomeness that is un-fucked quiche???

Screw the egg surprise.

NoNoCharlieRascal · 13/02/2018 22:46

I give you one suitably surprised egg protecting his fallen ovo comrades.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 22:49

And a lovely unfucked quiche it is, but wtf are we meant to use in battle?

We've got a broken missile pooping no longer baby, and have ran out of egg surprise.

Hmmm....I guess unfucked quiche could do quite a bit of damage.

NoNoCharlieRascal · 13/02/2018 22:49

Einstein I had considered this baby swap malarkey but I'm led to the belief that these young models are not consistent. I haven't the energy to start from scratch again. I might have to procure an older more reliable model.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 22:50

Grin Love it NoNo. Perhaps you could create an army of them?

NoNoCharlieRascal · 13/02/2018 22:51

I might have half a dozen at my disposal...

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 22:56

Let's hope they courageously hold the line and not crack under the pressure of battle.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 22:58

On second thoughts, cracking in the face of the enemy could have it's advantages here.

NoNoCharlieRascal · 13/02/2018 23:05

They are Egg-ceptional specimens who should not crack under pressure but I'm willing to whisk it.

No yolk we have Egg-splosive plans in operation for the cause.

HCB

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 23:12

Grin Egg-cellent!

Hopefully the eggs-plosive plans will send the enemy into a scramble.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 23:13

HCB HCB HCB

NoNoCharlieRascal · 13/02/2018 23:22

Failed missile baby has me wiped out, quiches are un-fucked, eggs are surprised and I'm calling it a successful nights work.

Must dash, need some sleep before operation baby drop/swop. Night HCBers.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 13/02/2018 23:38

Gotta catch up on my beauty sleep.....night...zzzzzz.

brizzledrizzle · 14/02/2018 05:14

I'd like to stick around, yes.

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 14/02/2018 06:33

Calling all HCBers!
Listen up, clean out your ears.
This is serious, I'm not kidding!
Placards stolen and ranks are thinning.

Funko's sniper skills are mean,
But where the fuck's she been?
OYBBK gave us tanks,
But both are missing from our ranks.

Never fear, we have sneaky,
And NoNo's quiche,
Which is impressively leaky.

Aridane we need art,
And when it comes to maths,
You're pretty smart.

And educatingarti,
Brings aroused sausages,
To the party.

Still, our mission's rather hazy,
Arsenal's clipboard crazy.
She's on a power trip,
It's becoming a dictatorship!

So gather the troops,
Arm yourselves with,
Missile baby poops.

Come on plump up those HCB's!
We ain't cancelled March to sit on our arses the whole of Feb! Hmm

EinsteinsArousedSausagesHCB · 14/02/2018 06:34

Soz if I forgot anyone. Blush

ArsenalsPlayingAtHome · 14/02/2018 06:46

Einstein StarStarStarGrinStarStarStar

Our very own poem anthem -I think we need an official flag to go with it!

NoNoCharlie StarStarStarGrinStarStarStar

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