Calling all HCBers!
Listen up, clean out your ears.
This is serious, I'm not kidding!
Placards stolen and ranks are thinning.
Funko's sniper skills are mean,
But where the fuck's she been?
OYBBK gave us tanks,
But both are missing from our ranks.
Never fear, we have sneaky,
And NoNo's quiche,
Which is impressively leaky.
Aridane we need art,
And when it comes to maths,
You're pretty smart.
And educatingarti,
Brings aroused sausages,
To the party.
Still, our mission's rather hazy,
Arsenal's clipboard crazy.
She's on a power trip,
It's becoming a dictatorship!
So gather the troops,
Arm yourselves with,
Missile baby poops.
Come on plump up those HCB's!
We ain't cancelled March to sit on our arses the whole of Feb! 