To park in a parent & child space because I can't walk properly in my high heels?

[ArsenalsPlayingAtHome]

Just that, really?

What do you think?

Who me?

Einsteins - aroused sausages? Now you're talking

HCB can feck right off....

Say no to hot cross buns!!

The stupid it burns.

Welcome brizzle, there's plenty of aroused sausages to go round. But only if you embrace the HCB cause.

You don't want to risk the wrath of Arsenal. She'll whip her clipboard and ( X )( X ) out if you don't tow the line.

To official business @ HCBHQ...

Brizzle have you slipped through my net...I don't have you on my register?

Screaming excellent idea re my clipboard..Any willing volunteers
(think I've been making too many demands on Aridane )

Aridane - alpha spaghetti...thinking outside the box...bravo! Good to have you back. If you could just pop a note into my pigeon hole to explain your absence, shall we say, by 9:00pm tonight?

Re the Superhero..does anyone know his name? If someone could let me know ASAP I'll put his name in the register and mark him as in attendance....like to ensure all my paperwork up is to date!

What burns now? Did you say It, as in pennywise?

*toe the line.

Where are my manners?

Brizzle, welcome indeed. Are you planning on sticking around...can't be doing with time wasters, or people who rob our placards..naming no names DancingQueen

And you'll do well to heed Einstein's warning. Enough said!

Aridane whose side are you on?
No to HCB's?!

Apology note to Arsenals - work got I. The way of mumsnetting...

On the side of HCB- era. Got,distracted by brizzledrizzle’s anti HCB cartoon post and by the awesomeness of there being a real life protest and placard about hot cross buns...

Phew, I thought you'd double crossed us and become a MNHQ spy.

Would explain the absence.

Aridane...only just seen the wording on the placard behind the innocent looking Fluffy Bunny.

Who wants to be on surveillance? We need to know who is in that Fluffy Bunny suit...anyone going to put themselves forward?

The position comes with its own and guarantees the post holder automatic promotion to joint first place on top of the favourite list with Einstein

First come first served!

Ooh- I'll do surveillance!

It’s hilarious, isn’t it, the protestor behind the Easter Bunny!

Sorry, sorry, got called away. I'll get back on tea duty. Bear with.......

Kettle's boiled....

Just brewing.....

Here we go!

This thread is not supporting my diet.

I'll go onto making duty for a bit if that's ok? Being with HCB-child is exhausting! It absolutely isn't the 4 pancakes making me waddle like am 7mths gone!

Arghhh x-post pickle....ok...I'll fetch the biscuits....hmmmm...no...may not be my best role....don't want to be waddling like am up to 9 months by morning!

Arti big gung ho slaps on the back for you.

To volunteer with such gusto, without so much as a second thought...inspirational!

In my absence, you have unlimited access to my desk and clipboard, consider yourself my second-in-command, if you will.

It's like Big Brother, where you volunteer for a mission an get more than you bargained for!

I think we'll have to regroup in an organised way tomorrow. MN tonight has been taken over by the (admittedly hilarious) Apparently I'm Dead. I will say that thread prevented me from doing any meaningful work most of this morning and about half of this evening.