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To post cat shit to my neighbour when we move? *LIGHTHEARTED*

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QueenOfIce · 08/02/2018 13:31

My ndn is a knob has been since day one with his noise, his rudeness banging on our door demanding the BBQ is extinguished as it was disturbing them and called us liars when we told him it was not us (just look over the fence you prick) the list goes on. We don't speak to them at all now. We're moving soon wibu to post them a goodbye card with cat shit inside?!

I should probably put a disclaimer in here saying it's lighthearted blah blah blah be the bigger person etc..

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KayaG · 08/02/2018 13:32

Glitter bomb

abbsisspartacus · 08/02/2018 13:32

Be the bigger person use sloppy cow shit

QueenOfIce · 08/02/2018 13:37

I don't know what irritates me more the fact that they hide their arseholery behind a religious label believing they are salt of the earth or that they are just arseholes!

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DaftCat · 08/02/2018 13:37

Definitely a glitter bomb.

www.glitterretribution.co.uk

Snowydaysarehere · 08/02/2018 13:40

Bunting along the fence!!

GreatDuckCookery6211 · 08/02/2018 13:41

Fox shit stinks more Wink

Aridane · 08/02/2018 14:02

Oh I would just have lots of winter barbecues and the like Grin

WhooooAmI24601 · 08/02/2018 14:20

Oh dear Lord, send fox shit please, it smells like despair and is impossible to remove once it's on something!

ankasi · 08/02/2018 14:25

On your last (full) day in the property I would have a BBQ with all friends as a "farewell" to the house. Just because.

BullshitSandwich · 08/02/2018 14:31

Throw the loudest, smelliest, smokiest going away bbq you possibly can! Then send a glitter bomb through the post to arrive the day after you've left.

QueenOfIce · 08/02/2018 22:15

Love the farewell bbq idea!

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