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To want to put google eyes on his dick?

28 replies

FissionChips · 03/02/2018 00:05

Bored,tipsy and have craft supplies at hand. DH thinks I’m unreasonable.

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Doctordid · 03/02/2018 00:07

What ever floats your boat as my Mum would say...

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FissionChips · 03/02/2018 00:10

Doesn’t float dh’s Boat unfortunately..

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FissionChips · 03/02/2018 00:11

I’ve offered to make a top hat and monocle for it so it looks classy, still a no.

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Iloveanimals · 03/02/2018 00:11

I've done it 😂 😂 😂 it looks like a mole 😂 😂

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FissionChips · 03/02/2018 00:13

A mole! Grin yup, can see that

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PaperdollCartoon · 03/02/2018 00:13

My DP would probably let me but I don’t have googly eyes at hand to test this.

YANBU

NorbertTheDragon · 03/02/2018 00:15

YANBU. Your DH is being very boring. What penis wouldn't want a monocle for goodness sake? A monocle!

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FissionChips · 03/02/2018 00:21

You must buy some paperdoll, preferably glow in the dark eyes, for night time high jinx .

Was thinking I could stick some orange wool on top of it and make it make the Shock face , then #totrump

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steff13 · 03/02/2018 00:23

As long as they're self-adhesive and you don't have to use a hot glue gun.

TroubledTribble28 · 03/02/2018 00:29

I was going to recommend Pritt Stick then realised how huge a mistake that would be. I also nearly asked for a picture of a willy with a monocle, thinking is not my strong point.

Oldraver · 03/02/2018 00:31

We somehow aquired a well....dick dumbells or somesuch.

Ah it's a Willy Excerciser. It was one of the funniest thing I have ever seen

Morphene · 03/02/2018 00:32

yadnbu....but neither is your DH in refusing....

Maybe you could put the eyes and monacle on your boob instead? nice perky nipple nose? Handle bar moustache underneath?

AndNoneForGretchenWieners · 03/02/2018 00:34

I bought a grooming kit for DH a few Christmases ago. It included a chain to wear round one's knob like Del Boy.

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FissionChips · 03/02/2018 00:37

chain to wear round one's knob like Del Boy

I can picture that so clearly, so wrong 😂 oh dear lord

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FissionChips · 03/02/2018 00:39

was thinking more googley eyes and blue dye for myself , morphene , Cookie Monster. Could prob do a range of muppet muffs .

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Doctordid · 03/02/2018 00:43

But what if you forget and end up with Googley eyes up your whatsit

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FissionChips · 03/02/2018 00:48

Wasn’t planning on dyeing it orange doctor Shock

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LittleFeileFooFoo · 03/02/2018 00:57

Would he prefer the edible googly eyes?

highinthesky · 03/02/2018 01:04

YABU. You could have vajazzled yourself for your own amusement instead. Nothing you do to a dick is going to make it look pleasant.

CheshireChat · 03/02/2018 01:29

But how would you stick the edible ones on?

This makes me think I haven't made full use of our craft box.

TournesolsetLavande · 03/02/2018 01:50

Photos or it didn't happen.

IHaveACuntingPlan · 03/02/2018 01:54

I didn't actually know what googly eyes were Hmm so googled them and proper loled when I saw this.

Yanbu op; they'd look so funny on a dick! If he's not willing though, do it to your boobs. It might encourage him!

To want to put google eyes on his dick?
laudanum · 03/02/2018 02:14

Hahahahahaha

laudanum · 03/02/2018 14:17

Necessary additions:

Top hat.
Monocle.
Curly tache.

Tiny smoking jacket should you be able to fashion one.

Tinkerbec · 03/02/2018 14:37

Apparently theres aforum for that on
reddit Confused

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