To share my fudgy bum with you...

[JackmanAdmirer]

Fudgy bum and shizzle trees.
Craters and Wanzzle woop.

Come on - what hilarious things to you say to stop swear words coming out around your kids?!

Son of a mother!

Fudge and Sugar. Learned from my mother.

Fuuuu...dge
Sh...it

Shut the front door

Piece of toast.
Fudgenuggets

Fugurdigurgigah! =fuck

Shaha = shit

Widdle= piss

Leant from Ds.... Fizz bungle

Shiznit

Blood and snot and Gordon Bennett are my Mum's favourites.

🤣 some of these are great!

Oh.......(big deep breath).....dear.
Shut the front door

Sugarplums - instead of shit 😂

We use ‘fuddled-up’ instead of fucked up....my 6 year old uses it and we assumed she made it up until i googled it and realized ‘fuddled’ is a real word

Flibberty jibbit

Shoot me sauce!

Foose!

Gork, as in "stop that right now you little gork!"

Flopping biscuits.

Fml.

Oh for flips sake.

Four, five, six. Instead of for f**k sake!

Sugar plum fairies = shit

Fudge Womble = fuck

Fuck sake has turned into 'Frogs and Snakes' around here

Shoooooogar. Has to be said with long oo sound.

Shoot. although DGS insists I said the real word most of the time; he may be right
Flip a Dip.

Sheesh. That's my favorite.

Fox ache in place of fuck sake

Mother funky

What in the name of toast!
We get a lot of flamin' Ada's around here as well.

I just used to swear and tell them they weren't allowed to. Shocking parenting, but it worked.

FECK

although nobody falls for that.....

Son of a bachelor