To share my fudgy bum with you...

[JackmanAdmirer]

Fudgy bum and shizzle trees.
Craters and Wanzzle woop.

Come on - what hilarious things to you say to stop swear words coming out around your kids?!

Willo willo I dont know how it came about but my 4 year old thinks its the worst swear word she can say and gasps if she hears me say it

For the love of... Snot

Billy are you Australian? My dm used to say going for a widdle too which you've just reminded me about 😂

Sugar is mine. Or for goodness sake. Nothing exciting!

Jam and sugar the muddy bucket of pitch.

"SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA" fast and loud. It's almost as good as the real thing. Almost.

Poobumwilly!

Or I just swear.

I'm well grown up, me.

I know someone who says chicken pasta instead of cheeky bastard.

Is anyone watching The Good Place? Mother Forking Ash Hole!!

Sugar honey iced tea

seededgrape no I picked it up reading Terry Pratchett books.

The rats in the amazing Maurice (one of the kids books he wrote) widdle on absolutely everything.

I'm pretty certain my dm isn't a Terry Pratchett fan but I do love the word widdle and will be introducing it to my Irish-Australian-London-born dc so thank you

Bumsicles (like icicles but with bums!)

Makka paka (Muvva fucka)

And I can turn an 'oh for fucks sake' into 'Arthur Fowler' if necessary.

I tried to watch my choice of words as ds is a parrot these days... stubbing my toe one morning resulted in jesus fuck ouch. Now he shouts fuck at random intervals and if he hurts himself its ouch i okay. Jesus doesnt get mentioned as much as fuck does 🙈 i blamed my wee sister for it saying she used bad words when visiting 😂 our gran wasnt happy with her haha. I did buy her a slush puppy to say sorry though 😂😂

Usually sugar or bum. I think shazbot should be used more too.