Fidgets non-stop. He puts his feet up on the coffee table but those feet and toes never stop fucking moving. They're right in my line of sight when trying to watch tv. It drives me round the bend.
He always talks to me in silly voices and different accents. Especially on the phone. I hate it. I've told him that after 10 yrs together the novelty has well and truly worn off, but it's like he can't help himself. I flipped when he started doing it when trying to initiate sex. It completely kills any libido I may have.
He sings his own silly words to songs and then keeps looking to me for attention. I have to react with laughter each time otherwise I'm "being moody" if I just ignore him. Again, I've told him after 10 yrs together the hilarity has started to wear a bit thin. He's welcome to sing, but he needs to stop the needy attention seeking from me when he does.
He snores. He takes up all the bed. I've not slept properly for years.
He's obsessed with food. He talks about it non-stop. He spends far too much time, effort and money on every damn meal. If he doesn't get some cordon bleu meal each time he eats, or if a meal he cooked doesn't turn out to a michelin standard, he's a proper moody fucker.
He's extremely argumentative and unbelievably stubborn, to the extent that even if you then agree with him he'll do a u-turn and end up essentially disagreeing with himself! It's ridiculous.
He'll ask me something, I'll begin answering him and then he'll just cut me off by talking to someone else. Its so rude.
Tries to talk to me mid loud yawn. I can't make head nor tail of whatever he's just said. When I say "what?" he'll snap at me for listening.