to expect the housework to do itself while I'm busy putting the world to rights on MN?

[jomist]

I've got so much to do and my bum just won't get up off the chair!

Well I've just burned the mince I was cooking for samosas - and all I've been doing is reading a few threads. Why does time fly so quickly on MN?

You slovernly bum

I'm at work and have been on mumsnet since I arrived, I did have a 10 minute break to go and get my breakfast.

can someone come and get me dressed and do my hair/make up cos i'm too busy on mn!

kslatts, I want your job!! getting paid to MN

Snap kslatts.

I want to work there! Ffs I work 3 days! Am I expected to do housework too when the dcs are at school all day???

I made the mistake of letting the dcs in after school one day and have made a rod for my own back sadly. Also flippin cats moulting cos they think it's summer!

Dp on the phone, just telling him I'm on my way to dry cleaners

My internet connection decided to shut itself down for a couple of hours! Cheeky beggar - but at least my mother won't chew my ear off about the kitchen floor when she gets here later