AIBU to think that half of Jedward looks like Robert Pattison?

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Not saying that it’s good or bad just that it is

No one is stirred by this revelation?
I don’t even follow either of, erm, artists.

Jedward scare me.

Only one of them ever speaks which leads me to believe the other is a hologram.

I think Dave Gorman and Josh Widdecome have the exact same voice. Some witchery going on there too.

I once bumped into Jedward at Hampton Court Palace. A scary moment.

They both had beautiful skin though. Like alabaster.

I agree they have the same pasty appearance.

I once heard someone describe Robert Pattinson as having a face like a nann bread. Best description ever!

I think they wouldn't be too badly looking if they behaved differently.

Hampton Court Palace? Do they live round there or were they making an appearance?

I can't look at Robert Pattinson without hearing "shovel face" from the twilight honest trailer. Jedward make my skin crawl.