Neighbour is lovely. Her DS (age 4) is adorable, funny and is always doing bits and impressions.
The difficulty lies here. He does a particularly convincing impersonation of an ambulance. Firstly, it's ear-piercing and glass-shattering. Secondly, he does it frequently. Thirdly, it sets neighbourhood dogs off and they take ages to settle.
I can't exactly pop round and ask his mum to tell him to stop pretending to be an ambulance, can I? I'll look a bit unhinged.