Aibu to ask for your (light-hearted) parenting liw points?

[Sassypants82]

Mine was recently fishing my toddler's poo out of the toilet with a kitchen spoon as it looked frighteningly odd, dark colored & I was terrified it was bloody. I then remembered, as it disintegrated into little balls, how he had a whole punnet of blueberries the day before

I also sucked snot out of his nose as an infant when he had trouble breathing / feeding.
I have also been known to take photos of bad nappies in case the doctor needs a visual..

Just me??

That should read low points, obviously.

When d s was held in the air by dh

• d s was sick into his mouth .

My friend put her baby on a table holding her sitting up - for a few second s - a poo leaked on the table .

When DS2 was born, it had been a bit of a long drawn out labour followed by a super quick birth and the MW announced “it’s a boy” and showed me. DS2 promptly peed in my eyes! Wee monkey.

DD was about three weeks old and it was my first time looking after her by myself. I was changing her nappy when she projectile poo-ed and wee-d all over me, the rug, herself...I burst into hysterical laughter, followed swiftly by tears (mine and DD'S).

I spent the next 45 minutes sobbing and apologising to DD, as I tried to clean everything up at once.

I had my low moment this morning! recently moved into a house, trying to make the living room danger free so I can leave my one year old alone whilst making a drink etc.

I was playing on my phone on the sofa so being rubbish and not watching when I turn to look at baby and she is eating something white and gooey off the floor. I panic a bit in case it's some substance like glue (in couldn't be glue I painted the walls not stuck wallpaper!) and feeling the guilt for blatantly not watching.. I try it. yes it was sicked up formula. tastes foul. do not recommend!