and...do you have any thing that can rival this level of utter wankery?
Me, dh and 3 kids having lunch in a little family run Italian pizza place today. Nice place, very family friendly.
In come a family who sit a couple of tables away, 2 kids, one looks about 10 ish and and other bit older. They order drinks and the 2 children start being a bit loud and moany. Nothing too bad tho. They are complaining about not being able to play their new game. The dad says wait till you get him. The mum says let them play...so out of the shopping bag the mum pulls...hungry freaking hippos. The 4 of them start to play the game. The are shouty and the boys are moaning that they are loosing and dad isn't letting them win. The owner goes over and asks them to quieten down and the mum starts shouting at him that hes rude and unreasonable for expecting children to sit in silence. The owner asks them to leave.
I was gobsmacked! who on earth thinks hungry hippos is a restaurant game??