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Agreed that nookie but hubby has been in the shower for ages

24 replies

Singlebutmarried · 04/01/2018 22:31

So would I BU to go to sleep

2 bottles of Malbec down.

OP posts:
MyBrilliantDisguise · 04/01/2018 22:32

You've drunk two bottles of wine?

mothergetslippy · 04/01/2018 22:33

That's quite alot of wine - yes, go to sleep!

YetAnotherNC2017 · 04/01/2018 22:33

Eh?

chocolatestrawberries · 04/01/2018 22:34

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Fatbadger · 04/01/2018 22:34

2 bottles of Malbec on a Thursday night? Confused

mothergetslippy · 04/01/2018 22:35

I would forget the nookie, get some water down you and sleep it off!! LOL

RadioDorothy · 04/01/2018 22:38

Is he showering in Malbec?

kaytee87 · 04/01/2018 22:54

Do you mean 2 bottles between you?
I'd just ask him how long he's going to be.

JeReviens · 04/01/2018 23:00

Brewer's droop innit. He's probably trying to coax some life into the thing. Go to sleep.

froginapond · 04/01/2018 23:03

He hasn't drowned in the shower has he?! Shock

FluffyWuffy100 · 04/01/2018 23:03

Down a couple of pints of water and get to sleep! You’re going to have a right hangover tomorrow.

TeaAndToast85 · 04/01/2018 23:07

Woah. Water, and paracetamol by the bed for tomorrow...

BastardGoDarkly · 04/01/2018 23:12

Ask him how long he's going to be? Or get in with him?

Have you got work tomorrow?

You're gonna feel like shit Grin

teaiseverything · 04/01/2018 23:14

Oh Jesus you're going to die tomorrow. Water water water and no nookie or you'll puke!

Cbaanymore123 · 04/01/2018 23:16

Is nothing private anymore Confused

Quittingthyme · 04/01/2018 23:18

Wine fascists!!!

It's a tough one... how long has he been in the shower?

Looks for sour grapes emoticon for cba...

PinkHeart5914 · 04/01/2018 23:19

2 bottles of wine, blimey your head is going to hurt in the morning.

You need lots of water and to get to be OP, no cock for you tonight!

happymummy12345 · 04/01/2018 23:22

If I were you I'd find out if he's okay,
How is your tolerance for alcohol? As that will determine how you will be tomorrow.
2 bottles of wine wouldn't give me a hangover at all, but I have a high tolerance.

buckbeak · 04/01/2018 23:22

'No cock for you tonight'

GrinGrin I love Mumsnet.

Op get to bed, good luck with the hangover tomorrow.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 04/01/2018 23:24

Oh one of those is it. i think I'll start a thread to tell the world and his wife than I'm having a shag tonight.

Oh and before you say. Oh don't you get it
Erm yes I do we have a very healthy sex life hence the reason i don't feel the need to give a running comentry.

Pearlsaringer · 04/01/2018 23:24

Lots of water, one ibuprofen = no hangover tomorrow.

ilovesooty · 04/01/2018 23:26

At least he'll be clean when he gets out.

BastardGoDarkly · 05/01/2018 07:35

MORNING OP!!!!! Grin

TeaAndToast85 · 05/01/2018 09:08

Hahahahaha! Glass of Malbec?

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