Happy New Year to DH and his phone

[MissCommunication]

Before I get roasted for being on MY phone I'm in a darkened room getting one 5 year old and an unhappy baby to bed. DH hasn't got off his phone once all evening except to occasionally look up and look at my boobs when I bend over to eat something.

Want to twat him with a baked Camembert

Anyone else think they're married to a fucking device and might as well go to bed?

Maybe he feels like this

I don’t know, he’s eyeing up your boobs...

That would be a waste of a perfectly good baked Camembert

I'm kind of with your DH, I've had my nose buried in my iPad all evening. DH went to the pub at 2, and returned at 9 without the Chinese he said he was going to bring. He ate a sausage roll from the corner shop and a massive chunk of Brie from the fridge, turned the TV on and fell asleep. Fun times

I'm on my phone waiting to reclaim my lounge when DD goes off to a club with her mates.

I'm with you, am on the verge of abandoning NYE & just going to bed with my wine.
to you all.

On the upside he’s not an Xbox fan

I’m in bed with a cup of tea and the dog who is drugged up. She’s scared of fireworks 🎆 bless.
10 yr old DD is downstairs with DH. Lots of 😂 laughing. I think I heard a champagne cork too so I’m hoping someone makes it up here with a coup for me!!
OP- send him a text message. That’s what I do when DH is annoying me with him being on his phone .
However DH is pretty thick skinned and so he usually just messages me back. Men!
Happy new year OP.

I stormed out of BF's place, a couple of hours ago - I'd made a pleasant meal we'd both decided on, but while we were eating and supposedly watching a TV programme together - he kept going on his fucking phone not an OW but updates about a sporting thing which he had to share RIGHT NOW!!!!!

I asked him to please at least wait until we finished eating - but he picked it up again. And again. Third time....I went home. Now I have no booze and I left my paté there

My DP has just woken up, after being mainly asleep since 8pm and yelled and my not too badly behaved DCs! Want to swap?

I'd encouraged DH to go out tonight but he couldn't really be bothered so stayed home to get drunk (alone as I'm pregnant!) and intermittently sleep/snore on the sofa. This means it's neither the peaceful night in on my own I'd envisaged nor the romantic night in he described 😀

But he's great really and I'm lucky to have him