To tell you to grab it it before it sells out!

[CrackersForlt]

I'm so excited it's in the sale!

m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-t-shirt-dress/4659888

C’est dégeulasses.

OMG get me to Primark and H&M quick. For some proper clothes.

I’m teaching myself to make clothes at the moment. These links give you all a good idea of what my fuck ups look like.
I’m just a tad annoyed that I could have been selling them for silly money rather than unpicking or binning them!

‘L = 10’. Reasonable.

Looking for a new puffy jacket for the school run? shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-miss-webcam-puffer-jacket/4659883?origin=category-personalizedsort

I bet Alexa Chung owns and wears every single item that's been listed on here............... . She's a fashionista, don't you know.

Is that a joke website?

Must be Fekko...any other explanation is too hideous to comtemplate.

I like that Alexa Chung dress!
The shiny puffer jacket on the other hand is fucking vile

These have cheered me up no end!

I've seen a lot of contemporary dance in my time.

Now I know where the costume designers get their ideas from

m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/undercover-mixed-media-bomber-jacket-with-genuine-shearling-trim/4669227?origin=coordinating-4669227-0-3-PDP_1-recbot-also_viewed2&recs_placement=PDP_1&recs_strategy=also_viewed2&recs_source=recbot&recs_page_type=product

shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-flame-platform-boot-women/4659877?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=BLACK%2FRED

This is the sort of thing I would actually pay my cat to piss on and ruin.

No Fekko, it is a fashion website. Deadly serious. Just demonstrates you don’t have to have good taste to be rich.

I’m loving the turquoise tutu and darth Vader cloke (also in the sale)

Alexa Chung's strangely formed dress is not flattering on her boobs at all.

But she looks bloody marvellous compared to the monstrosities in the Nordstrom website!! Oh my goodness gracious me! This gives real meaning to the phrase "more money than sense".

Think this might be my next purchase m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/molly-goddard-emily-tulle-dress/4679502?origin=category-personalizedsort

C0untDucku1a , as long as I get the slippers for free I'd happily take the rags to use as dog bedding.

I've got a spare bin bag under the sink. If I add a couple of sleeves and a zip, I could also look like a total twat.

Oh dear god. It's like The Onion except... clothes.

Note how none of the model's faces are shown.
Imagine the interview.
"Yeah I'll wear it but if you show my face I'll sue the shit out of you."

Confirms what I have believed for a long time, clothes designers are women haters.

Look at this 'there was nothing else left in the school dressing up box' chic! m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-t-shirt-dress/4659888

This is my favourite thread

Found this coat, not as good as the latex bubble coat though.

And this review his hilarious.