To tell you to grab it it before it sells out!

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I'm so excited it's in the sale!

m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/vetements-t-shirt-dress/4659888

It's got pockets, I like dresses with pockets

I suppose it would come in handy if you had a tail.

Ha the reviews are genius!

eaturveggies, if only it was in pink

Well that's my Christmas Day outfit sorted! So flattering for my 5ft 2 and size 16 frame

I'm sure Marks and Spencer will have their own version for the summer.

Exploded proportions

That just about sums it up.

https://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/dilara-findikoglu-alien-goddess-embellished-silk-dress/4725210?origin=coordinating-4725210-0-3-PDP1-recbot-alsooviewed2&recsplacement=PDPP1&recsstrategy=alsooviewed2&recssource=recbot&recsspage_type=product and this one

Firstly, hideous

And secondly, a size 10 is large?!

I don’t get it. Is it a joke website?

It's really creepy! I think I'd be scared of someone wearing that!

But does the fluffy black footwear come with it?

I've wrapped many bodies in that over 30 years of nursing.

US 10 is a UK 14 I think. So yea while not LARGE large, it's not a size 10 iyswim

Looks like something a patient would have worn in a Victorian insane asylum

Seriously though, I wonder how they can justify that price?

It's my birthday next week, and I have no idea what I want...until now!

Thanks OP!

Seriously, who the actual fuck buys these things?!

Sexy time with this one- and the matching shoes are to die for.

shop.nordstrom.com/s/simone-rocha-teddy-floral-embroidered-tulle-dress-with-feather-and-faux-fur-trim/4676284?origin=category-personalizedsort

Some absolute beauties here. Makes M&S look positively stylish.

Well don't tell everybody before I get mine

The reviews are the best part, Ive been looking through all the weird dresses trying to find the jokey ones

Do people genuinely buy these?!

Ooo they have a winter version too here

m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/acne-studios-jorny-print-shift-dress/4805046?origin=topnav&cm_sp=Top%20Navigation--Women%27s%20Designer%20Clothing--Dresses

Awww they only have a size 6 and 8 left..........otherwise I would have ordered.