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To fancy the postman?

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SaturndayNight · 20/12/2017 10:22

I don't know if it's because he brings me presents - daily at the moment.

Or because he's seen me half-dressed (half-naked I like to think).

Or because he's out there doing the hard work so I don't have to.

Or just because he's so lovely and handsome....

But it's quite a frisson opening the door each morning I have to say. I wonder if he feels it too....dreamy.....

Disclaimer: I'm married with children and am not about to begin a torrid affair with the postman.

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CherryChasingDotMuncher · 20/12/2017 10:31

Ooh I quite fancy our postie. He's not conventionally good looking but he has a confident swagger that gives me the twinkles down below 😂 now with the temporary workers covering shifts we hardly see him Sad

jaseyraex · 20/12/2017 10:32

Haha love this! Not unreasonable at all. My postman is rather nice to look at too. However he has seen me with a breast pump hanging from my boobs so I'm sure any hope of an illicit affair have been ruined Grin

FaFoutis · 20/12/2017 10:35

YANBU
I fancy the coalman. He leans against the coal shed and does a little smile that is almost a wink. And he's all dirty.

HappyAndRelaxed · 20/12/2017 10:36

Not here. We have several and they're all a bit Meh. It must be our locality because I've worked in different parts of town and they're all the same. Any chance of a picture of these dishy posties or are you keeping them all to yourselves. Sharing is caring ya know! Wink

cherrycola2004 · 20/12/2017 11:00

I fancy a couple of to Ocado delivery drivers haha!

MabelFurball · 20/12/2017 11:16

Ask him if he's got a Special Delivery for you Blush

Flutterbyeee · 20/12/2017 12:05

This made me laugh as when I was about 17 growing up in east London I adored the postman. He sometimes dropped me to school (on hindsight that was odd). Anyway, one day I planned bumping into him. I walked out of my house as he was arriving with a badminton racquet in my hand and told him I was off for a match...so shit. I wanted him to think I was sporty. He asked where so I told him a leisure centre which was around two miles away. He offered me a bloody lift!! I ended up walking two miles back from deep East London with a frickin badminton racquet as my only company.

GiveMeTheTeaAndNobodyGetsHurt · 20/12/2017 12:08

I had a crush on the postie who delivered to the shop I used to work in. He was lovely, both to look at and to talk to, and I always felt a bit sad on days he walked past without anything for us Blush

Disclaimer: I am also married, as was he, and would never have pursued anything!

RestingGrinchFace · 20/12/2017 12:10

My postman is lovely-but I have enough respect for him not to ogle him while he's just doing his job poor man.

dontbesillyhenry · 20/12/2017 12:14

Big package incoming!!!!

dontbesillyhenry · 20/12/2017 12:15

It's because his sack is particularly bulging at this time of year

laudanum · 20/12/2017 12:20

I fancy the coalman. He leans against the coal shed and does a little smile that is almost a wink. And he's all dirty.

BESTSELLING TORRID ROMANCE NOVEL WAITING TO HAPPEN

You should totally write that.

A single droplet of sweat slipped down her heaving bosom as she watched him throw the bag of coal around effortlessly like it was made out of thin air. Her hand flew up to her mouth as she gasped, her teeth dragging over her lower lip as she sighed wantonly...

Or you know, some other romantic bollocks. I can't believe I just wrote that. Anyway. Here's to handsome servicemen.

FaFoutis · 20/12/2017 13:01

He walked over to her, put his hand in his pocket, then folded the coal bill into her sweaty bra.

Allwashedup · 20/12/2017 13:05

Some of the delivery drivers around here are quite hot and very charming Grin

Janetjanetjanet · 20/12/2017 13:06

I want a coal man.

Janetjanetjanet · 20/12/2017 13:07

My postman is lovely-but I have enough respect for him not to ogle him while he's just doing his job poor man.

^
Well, yes, of course.

Maudlinmaud · 20/12/2017 13:08

Laudanum I'm going to get me some erotic fiction. Your post did something to me!

laudanum · 20/12/2017 13:41

This could get steamy very quickly later on if I am left unsupervised with my laptop. I don't even read romance, I'm a horror buff but that coal man probably needs some more airtime with a heaving bosom and crumpled, desperate love notes.

Yes my love. Show me how to light your fire...

Christ why did i say that Confused

Loonoonow · 20/12/2017 13:47

I used to work for a small mail order business and our regular postman was gorgeous. When he walked in three grown women (aged 35-65) would go all tongue tied and giggly. That was about 17 years ago and by coincidence he is now the regular deliveryman at our new house. He is still gorgeous and (now I have got over the tongue tie/giggliness) he is a fantastic source of local gossip.

amusedbush · 20/12/2017 13:50

My postman is bloody gorgeous - 6' 3 with lovely blue eyes. He's also great in bed. Never puts the bins out or changes a toilet roll though HmmGrin

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SaturndayNight · 20/12/2017 14:24

Well, I don't know if hot postie is on Mumsnet but he came twice today! Just popped back to tell me my key was sticking out of the front door. He really seems to care about me...sigh...

He could have just pushed it in without a word, but he obviously wanted to give it to me face to face.

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retainertrainer · 20/12/2017 14:49

jasey my DH is a postie (a pretty darn sexy one if I do say so myself) and came home last year telling a funny story about a customer answering the door whilst pumping milk!!

goldengimbas · 20/12/2017 14:59

We used to have a hot postman who was replaced about a year ago by a hotter postman who has just be replaced by an even hotter postman. I am expecting he next one to be Jamie Dornan or Tom Hardy

bretonknickers · 20/12/2017 15:03

In my old job the postman was gorgeous. He used to wear shorts even in December showing off rather muscular legs.
Sadly I'm not exactly subtle and I blushed like a moron everytime I had to sign for a package.

Introvertpants · 20/12/2017 16:28

I'm a post lady and nobody ever oggles me unless they are expecting a parcel. I had a fat taxi driver chat me up once but that felt more of an insult from the look of him.
There are a few buff ones at my work though and they always get oggled.
I have recently replaced a very good looking one and all the customers and school mum's seem very disappointed.

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