To ask any Eastenders watchers..

[passemoilevin]

To give me a tl;dw update of the past 2 years?

Not properly watched it since then, but will be forced to watch it over Christmas. So what's going down in the square these days?

Ronnie and roxy drowned in a swimming pool, it was Ronnie and jack wedding day. Roxy was intoxicated and fell in, Ronnie leapt in,good tangled in her own wedding dress

Michelle is back,having had an affair with male pupil.michelle also acquired and lost a stalker.

Phil had liver transplant.still a geezer.lives with Sharon. Sharon has long acrylic hair

Ben has been getting jiggy with wilmott brown son. The wilmott brown kids are posh and bad to core. They plan gentrification of square having acquired ownership of Queen Victoria and Beale caff

Linda and Shirley sold Queen Victoria to pay for maintenance etc, without Mick consent. Unknowingly sold to wilmott brown

Max branning is reeking revenge on everyone following prison release in cahoots with wilmott brown.

Abbie branning is up duff by Steven Beale (now dead)
Lauren branning in love with josh wilmott brown

Stacey had a baby

Perfect thank you! Last I watched was when Stacey had postnatal psychosis with Martin's baby. Is this one Martin's too?

Thank you thank you again

Yep, it’s martins. The lovely Stacey is ok,no relapse. Baby was prem and called Hope

That baby wasn't Martin's it is Kush's, his best mate The third baby is Martin's.

hope is martin baby
Yes other baby Arthur the dad is Kush
Lily dad,umm he’s not about he’s ryan I think

That baby wasn't Martin's it is Kush's, his best mate  The third baby is Martin's.

You're right!

Glad she's ok with this baby, that storyline was so upsetting.

Denise had a baby after a 1 night stand with Phil. Baby got given up for adoption.

Denise has a GCSE and is in a relationship with Kush

Kathy is not dead and is back living with Ian

The Cokers gave Billy the funeral parlour business

Phil gave Jay the car lot after admiting he accidentally killed Jays real dad it it years ago (set a fire for Frank for insurance I think)

Linda had cancer but seems ok now.

Whitney and Lee got married but he was so drippy and annoying he left leaving them all in massive debt. Whitney made a pass at Mick again. Mick thought he loved Whitney. Him and Linda near split up.

Newbies on the square are Karen and all her kids (think there ls 5 of them) and an old couple who accidently shot Johnny

I need to get a life

LOL! I happened upon Eastenders myself the other night after not watching it for a LONG time... thought I was hallucinating!

Wilmott-Brown was back and Phil is friends with the bloke from Sleeping with the Enemy!

Whatever happened to Grant and Michelle's kid that no one spoke of for years?!

Is Kathy still around (I know she's been back)? I bet she was thrilled to see Wilmott-Brown!

Max was shagging Carmel and also a new character, Fi. Carmel shagging was all part of an evil plot to gentrify the Square (don’t ask).

Abby is pregnant with Stephens baby. They had an affair behind Lauren’s back, then he died in a fire that he started himself in order to kill Jane (she survived).

Lauren is having a thing with wilmott browns younger son, who looks like Clark Kent.

MR Popodopolis’s launderette finally closed down and Dot lost her job.

Whitney was engaged to one of the guys from Blue, but he ditched her and left the square.

Denise had a baby after a 1 night stand with Phil. Baby got given up for adoption.

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Denise has a GCSE and is in a relationship with Kush

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Denise has been busy!

This gentrification storyline sounds interesting

Might stick one on now to get prepared.

Thanks

What???? Phil's new mate is the baddie from sleeping with the enemy?

Michelle's son came to the Square for a while, didn't he? I don't remember the sl now.

Also, wasn't it this year that they had disaster week? But everyone survived..

Janet was run over by Tina who was in a state after an attempted mugging at the Cash n Carry. Honey broke off with Billy at the hospital and he then slept with Tina. Tina wanted to give herself up, but Shirley sent her off to Spain for a holiday to stop her. Billy got back with Honey who doesn't know anything about the one night stand with Tina.

Ben got together with Luke, son of Wilmot Brown. He then beat Ben up and Phil arranged for his new friend to teach Luke a lesson. He was bundled into a van by men in balaclavas and hasn't been heard of since.

Jane is also AWOL. Max made her disappear,after she survived the fire, by threatening to hurt Bobby. She rang Stacey and left a message on her voice mail telling the whole story, but before Stacey could hear it one of the Karen (new character)'s children stole the phone. He and his brother, who both seem to have learning difficulties, have it hidden in K's flat. No one knows about it yet.

There's a new producer who we hope will be able to sort out the mess the previous producer has created with all these unresolved storylines.

Janet was run over by Tina who was in a state after an attempted mugging at the Cash n Carry. Honey broke off with Billy at the hospital and he then slept with Tina.

is Janet ok??

Christ, a lot's been occurring. Trying to keep up. Watched Friday's and was so confused about that man with little Matthew. Googled and realised it was Charlie cotton! He looks so different or my memory's just shit . Can't believe Ronnie and Roxy are both dead.

Think I might get hooked again, ridiculous as it is.

What was the point of Woody? How dare he mess Whitney around?

"What was the point of Woody?"

Coronation Street has Shayne Ward, Hollyoaks has Duncan James. Lee Ryan then said he wanted to do a Soap, so EE took him up on it.

Max also plotted and got rid of Ronnie's son, after her death, who Jack had residency of, so Jack has thrown him out, Max now has no-one. Stacey is still trying to be a friend to him.

Kim has just had a miscarriage.

Phil, his mate Aiden, Vincent, Mick and the new Taylor lad Keanu are plotting a money making scheme, stealing someone's drugs, or something.

The Market is under threat of closure.

The Carters have got to be out of the pub and Ian/Kathy out of the Cafe, because Wilmott-Brown has foreclosed.

" is Janet ok??"

She's fine. Billy and Honey have arranged with Karen Taylor to mind their dog occasionally, to cheer her up.

I don’t know how you all remember this stuff. Been watching it daily and had forgotten half of these.

Haha I didn’t realise Irish guy was from sleeping with the enemy. That’s quite a career move!

I think Ronnie's son is back now isn't he? But that was only last week if I have that right.

There's some Branning trouble brewing over Christmas I think. And what's the betting that Tina is knocked up? I reckon Jane is coming back to save the day.

Doex anyone else think Abi is not really pregnant?! I know we saw her with a positive test but she seems so weird about it all and does not appear to be getting a bump?! Abi and Lauren are both leaving this christmas too!

Oh wow. BBC iPlayer currently has a load of old Eastenders Xmas episodes! Love it.

LipstickHandbagCoffee, I love the reference to Phil "still being a geezer". I get what you mean but I now have a picture in my head of him waltzing about The Arches in a frock and wig before going "Nah" and cancelling the sex change.

Haha spike,i of course mean phil oi yiu want some demeanour

DingDong, thanks I wasn’t aware there were old EE on iPlayer, fantastic. One for me on my ownsome.